WELCOME to Friday, September 9, 2011. Where does OLD go?…………

OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to
the end zone
OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket
OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away
OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes
OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystalize
OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become desolate
OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD GRAPHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez
OLD GYMNASTS never die, they just take longer to mount
OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded

OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just cache in their chips
OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn Air

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a Geat Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A woman in Buffalo set a new
world record for eating 183 buffalo wings. I don’t think there will be a second
date.” -David Letterman

“Dancing With the Stars’ has big names this season, including that guy
from that thing.” -Craig Ferguson

“Beaches in Italy are now training dogs to become lifeguards. That should
work as long as someone throws a tennis ball at you while you’re
drowning.” -Jimmy Fallon

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s

A group of tourists were watching the e-enactment of an ancient Egyptian religious ritual. One turned to a nearby
local, pointed to the statue that was being praised and asked, “Pardon me,but what was the name of that god supposed to be?”
“Why do you ask?” the man replied. The tourist shrugged. “Just idol curiosity, I guess.”

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you nswer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘She’s Alora Dannon, the future empress of Tiras Leen and the last thing he’s going to want is a hairy chest!’ Answer: ‘Willow’. Willow yelled this at Mad Martigan when he was feeding the baby lackroot.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? hat movie is this quote from?? ‘That was a
hell of a thing.’

__________________________________________________________________________________Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from
90s -2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Her name is Nona, she’s a rocker with
a nose ring.” Answer: This song is “Girl all the Bad Guys Want” by Bowling for Soup.

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 90s
-2002, try and identify which song or which artist. “Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got…”

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Thursday’s Quizzler  IS….

Can you decipher this
phrase:

O_er_t_o_

Answer: PAINLESS  OPERATION

Friday’s Quizzler is…

The following
sentences can be completed by adding two words that are anagrams of one
another. Each word has only four letters. Enjoy!
1. If you prick your finger while picking a ____, it may be very ____.
2. If you take a ____ at the Mad Hatter’s party, you still may not get a sip of
his ____.
3. If you need some stamps, then you must ____ by the ____ office.
4. If you eat a whole ____ of a wedding cake, you may develop a spare ____
around your middle.
5. If you have a ____ with your friend, you should forgive them and focus on
the future, not on the ____.

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