WELCOME to Tuesday, September 20, 2011.    Marriage Today…….

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.

“Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy’s brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy’s wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother’s mother. Don’t forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife’s grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I’m married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife’s grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?”

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: “Move over!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“There was meteor sighting across several states. I spent the whole morning in the desert looking for a baby Superman, but couldn’t find one.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study found that a mother’s diet affects her baby’s allergies. Which can only mean one thing: My mom ate cats.” -Jimmy Fallon

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. “Don’t ask me a lot of questions,” he told the boy. “Just do whatever I tell you to do.” One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. “Get the hammer over there,” he said. “When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard.” Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith. 

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘It just so happens, I am a lawyer.’ ‘Kill the lawyer!’  Answer: ‘Hook’. Robin Williams as a grown Peter Pan not getting the response he wanted from the Lost Boys.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Who are you talking to?’ ‘Nobody, because there’s a dead man on the other end of this phone.’

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “She’s got both hands. In her pockets. And she won’t look at you, won’t look at you won’t.”Answer: Alejandro.  Lady Gaga’s main singles are “Poker face”, “Just dance”, “Paparazzi”, “Love game”, “Bad romance”, “Alejandro” and “Telephone” (feat. Beyonce).  

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.  “Ooh, I can’t go any further than this. Ooh, I want you so badly, it’s my biggest wish.”

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