WELCOME to Wednesday, September 21, 2011. Top 9 Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.”
8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
7. You find you’ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it… and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computers, Inc. about thier release of “CyberDog.”
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you’re known as the IronMouser.
and the #1 Sign Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password…
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”
– Edmund Burke
“Truth has beauty, power and necessity.”
– Sylvia Ashton-Warner
“Courage is doing what you’re afraid to do. There can be no courage unless
you’re scared.” – Eddie Rickenbacker
“I like Medieval Times, but if they wanted to have a real medieval experience, they would knock out half your
teeth and give you food that would give you dysentery.” -Craig Ferguson
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story. “Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?” asked the farmer. “Yes, yes,” the man replied. “Oh! I wouldn’t listen to Bessie,” said the farmer. “She doesn’t know a thing about cars.”
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Who are you talking to?’ ‘Nobody, because there’s a dead man on the other end of this phone.’ Answer: A rather threatening Robert Deniro here with the intimidating comeback.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Looks like you Irish cops are perking up… That’s two solid thories in one day, neither of which have to do with an overly sized man… Makes me feel like Riverdancin’!”
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Ooh, I can’t go any further than this. Ooh, I want you so badly, it’s my biggest wish.” Answer: Meet Me Halfway. Black Eyed Peas’ main hits are “Meet Me Halfway”, “Boom Boom Pow”, “Rock That Body” and “I Gotta Feeling”.
Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I’ll be good to you, you’ll be good to me. We can be together, be together.”
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Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?
NRTO Take letters 1 & 2 – TORN, take T,O
GPI Take letter 1 – PIG, take P
Unscramble the above to get ‘Topaz’. The Topaz gemstone comes in hues of golden, oranges and browns and that is probably why in ancient Egypt, the topaz was associated with the Sun God Ra, and it was believed to be very powerful and protective. Another interesting legend surrounding the topaz says that it helps one to be clear-sighted – in literal terms, it improves your eyesight, but it also dispels any enchantment! Topaz was also believed to act as a cure to certain health conditions like insomnia, asthma, and hemorrhages.
In this teaser, you have to find the odd ones out in the groups of words. BUT WAIT! There’s a catch. Each group of words has TWO words which do not belong. Can you find them both?
EXAMPLE: Lily – Jane – Tulip – Rose
Jane does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a flower.
Tulip also does not belong because it’s the only one which is not a girl’s name.
You’re on your own for the rest!
1. Aqua – Hazel – Willow – Cherry
2. Cat – Sword – Hamster – Dog
3. Prince – Double – Queen – King
The World According to the Eucman! 