WELCOME to Friday, September 23, 2011. Kids Say the Darndest Things…..
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
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Don’t change horses
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until they stop running.
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Strike while the
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bug is close.
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It’s always darkest before
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Daylight Saving Time.
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Never underestimate the power of
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termites.
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You can lead a horse to water but
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how?
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Don’t bite the hand that
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looks dirty.
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No news is
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impossible.
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A miss is as good as a
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Mr.
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You can’t teach an old dog new
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math.
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If you lie down with dogs, you’ll
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stink in the morning.
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Love all, trust
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me.
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The pen is mightier than the
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pigs.
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An idle mind is
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the best way to relax.
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Where there’s smoke there’s
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pollution.
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Happy the bride who
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gets all the presents.
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A penny saved is
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not much.
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Two’s company, three’s
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the Musketeers.
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Don’t put off till tomorrow what
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you put on to go to bed.
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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
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you have to blow your nose.
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There are none so blind as
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Stevie Wonder.
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Children should be seen and not
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spanked or grounded.
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If at first you don’t succeed
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get new batteries.
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You get out of something only what you
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see in the picture on the box.
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When the blind lead the blind
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get out of the way.
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A bird in the hand
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is going to poop on you.
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And the WINNER and last one!
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26.
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Better late than
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pregnant.
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That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“He’s so optimistic he’d buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.”
by, Chuck Tanner.
“Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.”
by, Anonymous.
“In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.”
by, Anonymous.
“We have found that it’s much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are.”
by, Anonymous.
“A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.”
by, Anonymous.
“The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is a garlic breath”.
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ”No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,” he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. ”Here,” she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ”I found them in the hallway.” ”Now,” she said, ”if only I could find my parakeet.”
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???“I’m a star, I’m a star, I’m a star.” Answer: Boogie Nights. Mark Wahlberg standing in front of a mirror.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??“Hollywood doesn’t want screenwriters so much as secretaries with a flair for dialogue.”
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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford a Ferrari. But that don’t mean I can’t get you there.” Answer: Forget You. Cee Lo’s main hits include “It’s OK” and “Forget You”. His album for 2010 is called “The Lady Killer”. He was originally in the band “Gnarls Barkley”.
Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “All the ladies and their fellas, they can do what they can do and they can do it even better with broken heels.
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I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?
Each of the clues make up a type of flower, for example “small container + to allow” would be “vial + let”, or “violet.”
Can you figure out these five?
1. an implement + flesh around mouth
2. foppish + a large carnivorous wildcat
3. to wed + a soft yellow element
4. a false statement + be deficient in
5. indicates an alternative + child
The World According to the Eucman! 