WELCOME to Monday, September 26, 2011. Books to read after age 52……
| Bowels: A Window to Overall Health |
| To 3-year-olds, bowel movements are an exciting feat. To grown-ups, they’re a picture of how our bodies are working. Find out what irregular bowel movements mean, and what certain changes in color, texture and frequency say about our health. |
| 10 Soothing recipes to Help You Sleep |
| Can’t fall asleep? It could be your diet! To quit tossing and turning, try one of these delicious recipes before bedtime. They contain tryptophan, magnesium and other important natural nutrients to make you sleepy… |
| What Your Urine Says About Your Health |
| One morning, your urine looks as cloudy as a British beach, another, as yellow as lemonade. And that smell? Whew! Is it from something you ate or is your liquid output warning you of serious health problems? Here’s what your urine is telling you. Plus, do you know how to make your bladder behave? |
REALLY?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Apparently the recession ended last June. So for those of you that are still broke and without a job, it’s all in your head.” -Jay Leno
“A man wearing an Obama mask robbed a bank. Either that or Obama has an exciting new plan to reduce the deficit.” -Conan O’Brien
“Instead of sending in a written resume, a man in California recently got a job because of a YouTube video he made. As opposed to most people, who lose their job because of a YouTube video they made.” -Jimmy Fallon
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
“I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” says the beaming boy to his father.
“Nope,” comes dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me all these years.”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???“Hollywood doesn’t want screenwriters so much as secretaries with a flair for dialogue.” Answer: How to Kill Your Neighbor’s Dog. If you’ve never seen this movie, see it. It’s one of the funniest and most original films of the year. Kenneth Branagh plays a sarcastic and cranky playwright whose unlikely friendship with a nieghbor’s disabled daughter helps him escape his fear of fatherhood. This quote is one of his many highly saracstic comebacks during the film.
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “You know…for kids!”
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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“All the ladies and their fellas, they can do what they can do and they can do it even better with broken heels. Answer: Broken Heels. Alexandra Burke’s “Broken Heels” came off the CD “Overcome”, and reached number eight on the US Billboard charts.
Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Yesterday my life was duller, now everything’s technicolor”
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Each of the clues make up a type of flower, for example “small container + to allow” would be “vial + let”, or “violet.”
Can you figure out these five?
1. an implement + flesh around mouth
2. foppish + a large carnivorous wildcat
3. to wed + a soft yellow element
4. a false statement + be deficient in
5. indicates an alternative + child
ANSWER: 1. Tulip (tool + lip), 2. Dandelion (dandy + lion), 3. Marigold (marry + gold), 4. Lilac (lie + lack), 5. Orchid (or + kid)
A. BREATH
B. TEASER
C. RUTABAGA
D. POISON
E. COPPER
The World According to the Eucman! 