WELCOME to Tuesday, September 27, 2011.  Ponderings……  

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I hate driving, and I hate when people honk at me. Unless I’m making a left turn. Then I like it because that’s how I know it’s time to turn.” –Rita Rudner

“I had surgery this year. Nothing serious, thank God. But just before I went under I heard the one thing you don’t want to hear, ‘Where’s my lucky scalpel?'” –Jonathan Katz

“Some things just aren’t funny. Beatings aren’t funny. Mimes aren’t funny. But beating a mime – why is that so hilarious?” –Dave Attell

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

Noah was told that of all the animals on the ark, only the adders refused to obey God’s command and go forth and multiply. “Well,” said Noah. “I’ll have to ask the Lord what to do about that.” And so he prayed to God and said, “These snakes won’t go forth and multiply” And God said, “Don’t worry. Find some the trees and saw them into logs and create a platform sitting upon four legs. Then put the snakes on the platform.” “But how will that help the snakes?” asked Noah. “Easy,” replied God, “Everyone knows even adders can multiply using a log table!”

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “You know…for kids!” Answer: Hudsucker Proxy. This qutoe, from one of the first films by the Coen brothers, was delieverd by Tim Robbins a mulitude of times. He was trying to explain why his design for the hula-hoop would be huge. Of course his design was a circle on a piece of paper kept in his shoe. He sure did cause a lot of hoop-la! Fight on for Muncie!

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge…”
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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“Yesterday my life was duller, now everything’s technicolor”Answer:Hilary Duff.   This song is off the “Lizzie McQuire” soundtrack. The song is “This is what Dreams are Made Of.”   

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.  “Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?

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