WELCOME to Thursday, September 29,  2011.  Amazing  Anagrams…….. 

Dormitory == Dirty Room

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The  Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in ’em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z’s

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal  Point == I’m a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not  in it

This one’s amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or  not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the  slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Becomes:  In one of the Bard’s  best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts
about how life turns rotten.  And the grand finale: “That’s one small  step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” — Neil A. Armstrong

becomes: A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on  moon! On to Mars!

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have an interesting Thursday people and  whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, ‘Oh, he’s good. I like his work.'”
–David Spade

“Correspondence schools are full of it. I saw an ad where they claimed
they could teach you veterinarian medicine thought the mail. Hate to be a dog in
that house. “Mail’s here!” “Yip, yip, yip!” Talk about being a regular in the
pet store, “Hey, didn’t I already sell you a puppy?” –Drew Carey

“I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a “learning
experience.” Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a
“learning experience.” It makes me feel less stupid.” –P. J. O’Rourke

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

Our 25-year-old  son moved back home with an eye toward socking away money to buy a condo. We  never bothered asking how long he’d planned to stay, but I got a pretty good
idea when I walked into his room recently. In the corner was a milk jug with a  few coins in it and a label that read “Condo down payment.”

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the  day! 

‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote  from??? ‘Have you paid your dues Jack?…Yes
sir the check is in the mail.’ Answer: Big Trouble In Little China. Kurt Russell squawking into his CB on a dark and stormy night
while eating a sandwich.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??
‘Why don’t you put her in  charge?’

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features  popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which
artist. “It’s been so  long and I’m lost without you”  Answer: Aaliyah. This song is “Miss You.” Aaliyah tragically passed away in an
airplane accident in 2002. This was a song she had already  recorded.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features  popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which
artist. “Let’s  get it on till the early morn….Shake that  thing…”

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