WELCOME to Monday, October 3, 2011.   An old occupation
What happens when people of different occupations get old.
– Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
– Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
– Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
– Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
– Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
– Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
– Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
– Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
– Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
– Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
– Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
– Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
– Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
– Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
– Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
– Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
– Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
– Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
– Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
– Old garagemen never die, they just retire.
– Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
– Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

A smile confuses an approaching frown. Author Unknown

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile. Lee Mildon

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller

Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over. Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997

The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. Author Unknown

Start every day with a smile and get it over with. W.C. Fields

Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. Jim Beggs

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Charles Gordy

G u a r a n t e e d  t o  R o l l  Y o u r  E y e s

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.   So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said “No, I can’t live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly.”  “OK,” said the judge, “then you want to live with your mother, right?”  “No way!” replied baby bear, “She beats me worse than Papa bear does.” The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn’t quite know what to do. “Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?” asked the judge. “Yes,” answered baby bear, “my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago.” “You’re sure she will treat you well and won’t beat you?” asked the judge.  “Oh definitely,” said baby bear, “the Chicago Bears don’t beat anybody.”

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘It doesn’t matter, I don’t like my job…and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.’Answer: Office Space. When Peter is coming to terms with his dream of doing nothing.  

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘5 O’Clock…Jazzersize.’

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got…” Answer: Jennifer Lopez.  This is from “Jenny from the Block.” 

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “So, I close my eyes thinking that I could hide”.

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