WELCOME to Monday, October 17, 2011.   HAVING A BAD DAY……..
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…

1. Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists.
2. You’ve been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned.
3. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
4. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
5. You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold.
6. You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
7. Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
8. Your income tax refund check bounces.
9. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
10. You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
11. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/husband.
12. You put both contacts into the same eye.
13. Your mother approves of the person you’re dating.
14. Your doctor tells you that you’re allergic to chocolate.
15. You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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 q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Smiling is infectious, You can catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, And I started smiling too.
Author Unknown

A smile appeared upon her face as if she’d taken it directly from her handbag and pinned it there. Loma Chandler

A laugh is a smile that bursts. Mary H. Waldrip

Smile – sunshine is good for your teeth. Author Unknown

The shortest distance between two people is a smile. Author Unknown

Every scowling face also contains the shapes of engaging smiles, just waiting to be released. Dr. SunWolf

If you don’t start out the day with a smile, it’s not too late to start practicing for tomorrow. Author Unknown

Is a smile a question? Or is it the answer? Lee Smith

Smiling is my favorite exercise. Author Unknown

I have a tickle in my brain. And it keeps making the corners of my mouth point toward the heavens. Jeb Dickerson.

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!”.  “Really?” he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.  A clerk answers and Tom says “Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?”  The clerk replies “Canned or frozen?”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Well, guess what? We’re changing the rules a little bit, okay? We’re going to open the presents now, not later, now. Why? Because we’re adults and we can open the presents . . . whenever we want!”Answer: Meet The Parents. Ben Stiller plays Greg Focker, a male nurse who spends the weekend with his girlfriend’s parents in order to propose. Things don’t exactly go as planned with her father Jack, played by Robert De Niro. This line is said by Jack as they are trying on tuxes for Pam’s sisters wedding. 

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “No! You just cost someone their life! Game over!” _____________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Sendin’ out a message to all of my friends.”Answer: “Get The Party Started”

“Get The Party Started” is off of Pink’s second CD “Missundaztood”, with her first CD being “Can’t Take Me Home”. 

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “When it’s time to handle business, we know what to do.”
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