WELCOME to Tuesday, October 18, 2011. Just Pondering…… 

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help “groups”?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“There’s a proposal in Congress to allow rich people who feel they don’t pay enough income tax to voluntarily pay more. Economists say this could bring in as much as $75 a year.” -Jay Leno

“Some protesters brought their kids to the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations. Some of the kids got bored and decided to occupy Sesame Street instead.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence. Residents of L.A. were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them.” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….
I’m the postmaster for a small town in Pennsylvania. One of my regular customers, Jeff, bought several sheets of newly released commemorative stamps.  Soon after he left, a woman came in carrying two crisp sheets of Harry Houdini stamps she’d found in the parking lot.  The next morning, I gave Jeff the sheets of stamps he’d lost. “You know,” Jeff said to me, “I’m not at all that surprised the Houdini stamps reappeared.”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “No! You just cost someone their life! Game over!”Answer: The Negotiator.  “The Negotiator” stars Samuel L. Jackson as a Chicago negotiator accused of the murder of his partner. In an attempt to prove his innocence, he holds a group of people hostage until he can find the truth. This line is said as Danny (Jackson) is on the phone with another negotiator who keeps saying “no”. Danny tells him to never say no to a hostage taker.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “He’s with me.”  “I’m not “with him” with him, you know? It’s not like…” “Come on, Muffin!”

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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “When it’s time to handle business, we know what to do.”  Answer: “Boom” “Boom” is from P.O.D.’s sixth CD. The other five are “The Fundamental Elements of Southtown”, “Warriors”, “Brown”, “Snuff the Punk”,and P.O.D. Live”  

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile”
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