WELCOME to Wednesday, October 19, 2011.  Signs that you are going to have a BAD DAY…..
You know it’s going to be a bad day when…
* your twin sister forgets your birthday.
* you wake up face down on the pavement.
* you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
* you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
* you see a “60 Minutes news team” waiting in your outer office.
* your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
* you turn on the TV news and they’re displaying emergency routes out of your city.
* you wake up to discover that your water bed broke and then you realize that you don’t have a water bed.
* your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.
* your doctor tells you, “Well, I have bad news and good news…”
* you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: “WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” – Redd Foxx

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” – Mae West

“The stock market skyrocketed today. See what happens when the banks and the federal government shut down for a day?” -Jay Leno

“A thief broke into a house in Alaska and found $100,000 but only took $20,000. Police are searching for a man with simple dreams.” -Conan O’Brien

“They’re really giving this new ‘Footloose’ movie a big push. We’re all familiar with the plot. The elders of a small town ban dancing, and then the youth rise up and kill them and clog dance on their heads.” -Craig Ferguson

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….
Our son lived at home all four of his undergraduate years. He moved out only when he went to grad school and got an apartment. The first time my husband and I went to see his new place, Matt greeted us, saying, “I’m glad to finally be the host.” As we walked in the door, my husband whispered to me, “Instead of the parasite.” 
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “He’s with me.” “I’m not “with him” with him, you know? It’s not like…” “Come on, Muffin!”Answer: Miss Congeniality.  “Miss Congeniality” stars Sandra Bullock as an FBI agent going undercover in a beauty pageant to stop it from being bombed. This quote occurs between Vic Melling (Michael Caine) and Eric Matthews (Benjamin Bratt) as they are entering the pageant. Vic is Gracie’s coach so he gets through security with no problem and to get Eric through he tells security he is “with him”.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “Are they physically able to survive the trip?” “Personally, I don’t see how they survived the tests.”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “It starts in my toes and I crinkle my nose where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile”  Answer: smile. These lyrics are from the song “Bubbly” by Colbie Caillat.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “take a shot for you and I need you like a heart needs a beat. But it’s nothing new – yeah”.

TODAY’S SONG DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING TUESDAY’S DEFINITION.

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