WELCOME to Tuesday, November 15, 2011. Business…… 

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Entropy has us outnumbered.
Error is often more earnest than truth.
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Even if the grass is greener on the other side: they, like you, still have to cut it.
Even paranoids have enemies.
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
Every solution breeds new problems.
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo 

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! _________________________________________________________________________________________________ 

QUOTES OF THE DAY…. 

“Apple is working on new 3-D technology that can be seen without special glasses. But it’s not ready yet, so if you want to experience 3-D without having to wear 3-D glasses, you have to go outside and look at something.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Scientists in California are developing a high-tech device that will tell obese people if they are eating too much and not exercising enough. That device is called ‘a scale.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A huge 74-foot tall spruce is the new Christmas tree at NBC’s Rockefeller Center. And in typical NBC fashion, the tree will be decorated, lit up for a few weeks, and then canceled.” -Jay Leno

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

I spent 20 minutes explaining life insurance options to one of our employees. After reviewing the different plans and monthly deductions, he decided to max out, choosing $100,000 worth of life insurance. But he had one last question. “Now,” he said, “what do I have to do to collect?” ________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “It’s so stimulating being your hat.”Answer: Labyrinth. Before Sarah (Jennifer Connelly) rescues Ludo, she is given advice from a wise man whose hat argues with him constantly. His hat looks like a bird of some sort. The voice of the wise man is provided by Frank Oz.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “I am a cartoon mouse wearing high-heel running shoes.”
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Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Excuse me miss lady, how ya doin’, your body lookin’ right, you’re type I like and, I’m pursuin’.” Answer: lady. These lyrics are from the song “Get It Shawty” by Lloyd.

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Why did you have to go, away from home, me love”.
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