WELCOME to Monday, December 5, 2011. The Laws of Household Physics.     

Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here are a few examples:
1. A child’s eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to the ability to actually do the work involved.
2. Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.
3. A newly washed window gathers dirt at double the speed of an unwashed window.
4. The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
5. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will fill a two-car garage.
6. Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.
7. The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote controls divided by the number of viewers.
8. The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outdoor temperature.
9. The capacity of any hot water heater is equal to one and one-half sibling showers.
10. What goes up must come down, except for bubble gum, kites and slightly used Rice Krispies.
11. Place two children in a room full of toys and they will both want to play with the same toy.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

QUOTES OF THE DAY….

“It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.” —Ben Bergor

“Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.” —Garry Trudeau

“I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.” —Jim Morrison

“Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you’ll be disconnected.” —Unknown

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on a note pad on the refrigerator.  As a reminder, I wrote at the top: “IF WE ARE OUT OF IT, WRITE IT DOWN.” When I checked the pad a few days later, to my delight I found the following message: “MOM, YOU MAY BE A BIT OLD-FASHIONED, BUT YOU ARE NOT ‘OUT OF IT.”‘ 

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “No, no, it was an accident. I didn’t mean to kill anybody.”  Answer: The Wizard of Oz. 1939 children’s classic. This line is spoken by Dorothy (Judy Garland) after the Wicked Witch of the West asks her if she killed the Wicked Witch of the East (her sister).

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? “This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who.” _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I’m slipping into the lava and I’m trying to keep from going under.” Answer: lava.  These lyrics are from the song “Burnin’ Up” by the Jonas Brothers. This song topped #2 on the iTunes’ “Top Songs” list in June 2008. “Burnin’ Up” even contains a rap by their bodyguard, Robert “Big Rob” Feggans.

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I kissed a girl and I liked it, The taste of her cherry chapstick….

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