WELCOME to Thursday, December 8, 2011. Caffeine Addict’s Quiz……….      

Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then just take this simple quiz. These questions will help us to determine whether or not you suffer from this terrible affliction; the only known cure for which is caffeine. ADD takes the lives of millions of Americans, hundreds of Canadians, and a handful of Ugandans every year. If that doesn’t scare you, let’s just say that you are more susceptible than anyone else. YES, YOU! If you suffer from this disease, missing just one trip to Starbucks could be FATAL. The following series of Yes/No questions will allow us to determine your Addiction Factor(TM). Keep track of the number of Yes and No answers you get and chart yourself at the end. Remember: Prevention is the best medicine. Or was it laughter? Either way, read on.
1. Do you use coffee to escape from your problems?
2. Do you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because it’s easier?
3. Have you ever woken up in a puddle of your own coffee?
4. Do you find that it’s easier to drink more coffee than go to sleep?
5.
a) Have you ever drunk cold coffee?
b) Right out of the pot?
6. Do you spend more than 20% of your income on coffee and/or coffee related products?
7. Does your coffee cup resemble a beer stein?
8. Has anyone ever told you that you “have a problem”?
9. Do you need coffee:
a) …to get up in the morning?
b) …to get out of bed?
c) …to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?
10. Do you own a “Coffee Helmet”? (For the culturally ignorant, a coffee- helmet is a hat with coffee-cups attached to it and a straw coming out of each cup leading to the mouth, used for hands-free drinking.)
11. Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you “Ona mac towanda” (Smells-like- coffee)?
12. Does your doctor measure your heartbeat on the Richter scale as well as by its frequency?
13. Have you ever sold personal or other people’s possessions just to get your fix for the day?
14. Does the phrase “swiss water decaffienated” strike terror into your heart?
15.
a) Do you have a coffee maker in more than one room of your house?
b) …in more than five?
c) …in your bathroom?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

QUOTES OF THE DAY….
“Due to the bad economy, the Queen of England’s salary will be frozen for the next four years. In fact, to make ends meet the queen is thinking of having a yard sale. Getting rid of a lot of stuff they don’t use anymore, like Canada.” -Jay Leno 

“There is a new website that allows parents to rent toys instead of buying them for Christmas. The website is perfect for parents who aren’t sure that they love their child.” -Conan O’Brien

“It’s the anniversary of the day prohibition was repealed in 1933. Prohibition was a dark time. Alcohol was illegal and peppermint latte was not invented yet. How did people make it through the day?” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he’d lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. “We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife.” “Well…tell me!” he demanded. The policeman said, “We have some bad news, some pretty good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?” Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkins said, “Give me the bad news first.” So the policeman said, “I’m sorry to tell you sir, but we found your wife’s body this morning in San Francisco Bay.” “OH MY GOD!,” said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, he asked, “What’s the good news?” “Well,” said the policeman, “When we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her.” “Huh?” he said, not understanding. “So, what’s the great news?” The policeman smiled, licked his chops, and said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow morning.”

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? Person 1: “There must be something that you’ve always wanted to do with your life.” Person 2: “Yes. I wanna see Brazil and Czechoslovakia and India–” Person 3: “Actually, there is no Czechoslovakia.” Person 2: “What?” Person 3: “It’s–it’s either the Czech Republic now or Slovakia.” Person 2: “Since when?” Person 3: “1992.” Person 2: “India’s still there, right?” Person 3: “Yes. Yes. Absolutely.”   Answer:  Mad Money. This 2008 film stars Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah, and Katie Holmes as three workers at the Kansas City Federal Reserve Bank who decide to smuggle money that is due to be destroyed out of the bank. In this quote, Bridget (Keaton) (Person 1) asks Jackie (Holmes) (Person 2) about what she would use the money for. Don (Bridget’s husband, played by Ted Danson) (Person 3) interjects, correcting Jackie on her geography.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? Person 1: “Prison.” Person 2: “Albuquerque. See, I can do it, too. Snorkel.”

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA MASTER AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK! GREAT TRIVIAING STEVE!

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I’m exactly where I’m supposed to be now, Gonna let the light shine on me, Now I’ve found who I am.Answer: This Is Me” by Demi Lovato & Joe Jonas. This song “This is Me” is actually from the movie “Camp Rock” which premiered on June 20, 2008.

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“Nothing made sense till the time I saw your face…”

TODAY’S DEFINTIONS MASTER AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK! GREAT DEFINTIONS STEVE!

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