WELCOME to Thursday, December 15, 2011.  The incredibly dumb…….

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school’s drug policy last week – for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him “jump higher.”
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school’s “zero-tolerance” policy…not to be confused with the “zero-intelligence” policy.
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month – a short in the homeowner’s newly installed fire prevention alarm system. “This is even worse than last year,” said the distraught homeowner, “when someone broke in and stole my new security system…”
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

QUOTES OF THE DAY….

“I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,” Calvin.

“Isn’t your pants’ zipper supposed to be in the front?” Hobbes.

“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.”

“You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.”

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.  Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.  The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? Person 1: “Did you ever imagine it would end like this?” Person 2: “The horse was a surprise.”Answer: The Road to El Dorado! This forgotten 2000 DreamWorks film stars Kevin Kline and Kenneth Branagh as Tulio and Miguel, respectively, two Spaniards who stow away on one of Hernan Cortes’ ships bound for the New World. When they arrive, they find El Dorado, where they are mistaken as gods. In this quote, Miguel (Person 1) and Tulio (Person 2) are floating in a lifeboat, having been lost at sea for days after jumping off Cortes’ ship. Altivo, Cortes’ horse, is with them, eliciting Tulio’s response to Miguel’s question of their impending death.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? Person 1: “We have come to the most critical area of masculine behavior…dancing.” [Person 2 starts dancing] Person 1: “Truly manly men do not dance.” Person 2: “Oh, come on!”

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Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Make it Shine”?Answer: Victorious Cast. Very inspiring song, listen to it. “Victorious” is a tv show on Nickelodeon!

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “If you only knew what I talked about when I’m with my friends just hanging out then you’d have the inside scoop on what to say what to do…”?_________________________________________________________________________________________________