WELCOME to Wednesday, December 14, 2011. Really?
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise. “C’mon, Honey. Really, Honey. Honey!” A real man will just sit there and wait for you to step aside. If you don’t, eventually he’ll say, “What? All right, what? I’m sitting here, okay? I’m listening!” Another way to get his attention is to fool around with his stereo equipment. Or mess around with the car. Adjusting the timing chain is a good one. If he has a tool pegboard, remove a tool and hide it somewhere special. Within a day he’ll notice that it’s gone and come right to you. Be prepared though, He will be cranky. More attention getters: scratch the paint on his car, throw out his favorite sweatshirt, or punch him in the stomach when he’s not looking. His expression alone will be priceless. That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY….
“Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then–we elected them.” – Lily Tomlin
“Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.” – Vachel Lindsay
“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.” – Mark Twain “Everybody has been in a very festive mood. I even saw two strangers splitting a cab. One guy took the tires, one guy took the radio.” -David Letterman “Schools here in Los Angeles aren’t allowing Santa Claus to come into the schools anymore. Not because of religious reasons, but they claim he’s wearing gang colors.” -Jay Leno
“A Swedish firm has designed an efficient city featuring buildings on wheels that can be moved in or out of town as desired. This ingenious city of the future is known as a trailer park.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
While I was working in the men’s section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs. “I don’t know his size,” she said, “but my hands fit perfectly around his neck.”
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “This is the kind of conversation two people have when one of them is female.” Answer: Fierce Creatures. This 1997 movie stars John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Kevin Kline. John Cleese is Rollo Lee, the new manager of England’s Marwood Zoo who tries to introduce a “fierce creatures only” policy in order to attract customers. Jamie Lee Curtis is Willa Weston, who takes over later as manager, and Kevin Kline plays Rod McCain, who Willa works for, and Vince McCain, his idiot son. Hilarity ensues. This quote is said by Vince when Willa is trying to talk to him about his general dislike of animals, which he shows by mocking a gorilla’s lack of activity while he and Willa are standing in front of the gorilla exhibit.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? Person 1: “Did you ever imagine it would end like this?” Person 2: “The horse was a surprise.”
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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “You walk and talk like you’re some new sensation, You move in circles you don’t need an invitation”Answer: Falling Down. “Falling Down” is by Selena Gomez from her album “Kiss & Tell” released September 29, 2009.
Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Make it Shine”?
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If you like solving puzzles, periodically, Then this may suit your particular body chemistry. One is partly controversial but makes hard teeth with just a trace, Two is notoriously poisonous and sometimes seen with old lace. Three made the Hindenburg rise and fall disastrously from the sky, Four is most essential, without Thyroxin you would surely die. Five is up in the air and to life it is very dear. Six is like your favourite pub, a lot to do with atmosphere. Put us all together and we wield economic power, A magazine? ; a dress ? ; a trend? ; I change by the hour. What am I?
ANSWER: One : Fluorine in Fluoride prevents tooth decay.(F) Two: Arsenic is poisonous (1944 Cary Grant movie “Arsenic and Old Lace” (As) Three: Airship Hindenburg was filled with Hydrogen (H). Four: Iodine is required by the thyroid gland for production of thyroxin. (I) Five: oxygen required by most living organisms (O). Six: Nitrogen makes up 80% of our atmosphere. (N) F As H I O N Fashion dictates spending patterns. A Fashion Magazine. A Fashion(able) dress. Fashion is a trend. I am “FASHION”.
The following clues below refer to words. These words are all anagrams, and the anagrams of the words all rhyme with each other. Can you figure out all the words that rhyme with each other?
Clues:
1. The longest river in the world. 2. Beverages usually made from grapes. 3. Machines used for moving heavy objects. 4. Evergreen trees with needle-like leaves
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