WELCOME to Monday, January 2, 2012. Back in my day….. 

When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up.  What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year ’round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death!
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way I was going to lay that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it!
But….
Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today don’t know how good you’ve got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the library and look it up ourselves!
And there was no email! We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen! And then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!
And there were no MP3s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to go to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or, we had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and mess it all up!
You want to hear about hardship?
We didn’t have fancy stuff like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal!
And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was, it could be your boss, your Mom, a collections agent, you didn’t know!!!
You just had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
And we didn’t have any fancy Sony Playstation videogames with high-resolution 3-D graphics!
We had the Atari 2600! With games like “Space Invaders” and “Asteroids”! Your guy was a little square! You had to use your imagination! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever!
And you could never win, the game just kept getting harder and faster until you died!  Just like LIFE!
When you went to the movie theater, there was no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy sat in front of you, you watched his hairstyle!
And sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 20 channels and there was no onscreen menu! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on!
And there was no Cartoon Network! You could only get cartoons on Saturday morning… D’ya hear what I’m saying!?!
We had to wait ALL WEEK!
That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You’re spoiled!
You guys wouldn’t last five minutes back in 1984!       That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY….

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, “And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children.”
As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, “You see, my wife is unbearable.”
Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: “What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable.”
As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, “That is, my wife, she is impregnable!”

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Why don’t we just…wait here for a little while, see what happens?”Answer: Annie Hall. Woody Allen to Diane Keaton on the state of their relationship. Allen won the Best Director Oscar in 1978 for this comic masterpiece, but did not attend the ceremony. He eventually showed up in 2002 to introduce a ‘New York films’ tribute, honoring the tragic events of September 11th the previous year.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??“I think what we’ve got on our hands…is a dead shark.”

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Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Dry is good and wind is better.”Answer: Shawn Colvin. From Shawn Colvin’s “Sonny Came Home”. I think this is a good song, but it’s kind of disturbing with lyrics like “Get the kids and bring a sweater. Dry is good and wind is better. Count the years you always knew it. Strike a match go on and do it.”

Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“Yo how ’bout you buff these Pumas for twenty cents.”

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