WELCOME to Wednesday, January 4, 2012. New Years Resolutions You Can Keep  ….. 

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
Stop exercising. Waste of time.
Read less. Makes you think.
Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.
Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
Get in a whole NEW rut!
Personal goal: bring back disco.
Buy an ’83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
Get further in debt.
Break at least one traffic law.
Associate with even worse business clients.
Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
Wait around for opportunity.
Focus on the faults of others.
Mope about my faults.
Never make New Year’s resolutions again.   

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY….

“The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.” – Edith Sitwell
“Health is not simply the absence of sickness.” – Hannah Green
“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” – Leo Tolstoy
Looking through the want ads last week, I came across a job that required a college degree or the equivalent.

A help desk operator takes a call from a hysterical secretary. It seems she was playing on her boss’s brand new business computer and she spilled sticky soda on the “keyboard.” The help desk operator figured, “What the hell. It’s only a $10 keyboard” and told her to unplug it, rinse the keys under the tap and leave it somewhere to dry. The next morning her boss rings the help desk demanding to speak to the manager. This guy really wants the help desk operator’s job, he’s that upset. What he wants to know is… “What clown told my secretary to put $2000 worth of laptop under a tap?”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Look in your heart!”Answer: Miller’s Crossing.  A blubbering John Turturro successfully begs Irish gangster Gabriel Byrne to spare his life. His repeat performance later in the film results in the comeback “What heart?” and a bullet in the brain. The Albert Finney role in this Coen Brothers movie was originally intended for Trey Wilson (Nathan Arizona in ‘Raising Arizona’), but sadly he died before filming began.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??“He is answering a question from a half hour ago!”

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Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I knew his life deserved a chance, but everybody told me to be smart.” Answer: “Zion”. This song is “Zion” by Lauryn Hill. It is a song about her son, Zion. Lauryn Hill is a very talented artist. She started her music career as a member in the rap/R and B group The Fugees.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.  “Now I don’t care about those other girls, it’s only you I need in my life.”

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