WELCOME to Friday, January 6, 2012.  Ponderings….. 

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Daylight savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY….

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called Pictures

We took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.” –Cynthia Levin
“There’s got to be something wrong with people who go to Star Trek conventions.

I mean, I like Mary Tyler Moore, too, but I don’t rent out a big hall and dress up like Rhoda.” –Andy Kindler
“I’m a grown woman but my father still thinks I know nothing about my car. He always asks me,

‘You changing the oil every 3,000 miles?’ ‘Yes, Dad. I’m also putting sugar in the gas tank.

That way my exhaust smells like cotton candy.'” –Mimi Gonzalez

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

Bob meets Bill at the bar after work and is once again looking down in the dumps. “Whats wrong now Bob,” asked Bill. Bob replies, “They called in a management team and gave everyone in the office an aptitude test to see what they were best suited for.” “Yeah, so what’s the problem with that,” asks Bill. Bob sighs, “Well it seems that I am best suited for unemployment.”

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???“Transvestites! I need transvestites!” Answer:Ed Wood. Edward D. Wood Jr., played by Johnny Depp, is casting for another of his terrible movies in this Tim Burton biopic. Filmaker Wood was a some-time transvestite himself and claimed to have fought in World War 2 wearing women’s underwear beneath his uniform. Poor Ed didn’t find fame until after his death, when a new generation of film fans named him the ‘worst director of all time’.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??“I’m a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!” ____________________________________________________________________

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “I want you happy, I want the best for you.” Answer: “The Arms of the One Who Loves You”This song is by Xscape. This group emerged in the early 1990’s. Some of their hits include “Who Can I Run To” and “Understanding.”

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“Word back home was that you had a special friend.”

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