WELCOME to Thursday, January 5, 2012. Technology problems….. 

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being paged by “Lucille.” He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.  “She don’t never leave no number, so I can’t call her back,” he said.  After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.  “She leaves her name,” was the reply.  After establishing that the customer had a numericonly pager, the light bulb came on. “How does she spell her name?” the service rep asked.  “L-O-W C-E-L-L”  Another problem solved.  That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

QUOTES OF THE DAY….

Looking through the want ads last week, I came across a job that required a college degree or the equivalent. Finally, I thought, my eight years of high school are paying off.” I prefer to describe myself as a “Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer” because it has just the right amount of flair. Besides….”stalker” is such an ugly word.

A lot of people wonder how you know if you’re really in love. Just ask yourself this one question:

“Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?”

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, “Wash. Biol. Surv.” until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: “Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible.” 

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???“He is answering a question from a half hour ago!” Answer: Rain Man. Charlie Babbit (Tom Cruise) has ‘kidnapped’ his Autistic brother Raymond (Dustin Hoffman) in an attempt to get a share of their late father’s fortune. Here, he’s trying to convince his angry girlfriend that Raymond doesn’t know what’s going on. Hoffman was originally to have played the Cruise role, but had a change of heart and won the Oscar for Best Actor in 1989.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??“Transvestites! I need transvestites!” _______________________________________________________________________

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Now I don’t care about those other girls, it’s only you I need in my life.”Answer: “The Arms of the One Who Loves You” . This song is by Xscape. This group emerged in the early 1990’s. Some of their hits include “Who Can I Run To” and “Understanding.”

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“I want you happy, I want the best for you.”  ___________________________________________________________________