WELCOME to Wednesday January 11,  2012  Senior Personal Ads……                                                                              

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4″ (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.                                                                       

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it!  Have a  great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

QUOTES OF THE DAY….

“A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new study, people with liberal arts degrees are experiencing much higher rates of joblessness. So for all of you Greeks classics majors out there, the sweet ride is finally over.” -Conan O’Brien

“Dunkin’ Donuts is doubling the amount of locates in the United States. Remember when this country used to                             make steel and automobiles and now it’s crullers, jelly doughnuts, and munchkins?” -David Letterman

“It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.” – Mark Twain

“There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.” – Sir Winston Churchill

“Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.” – Henry David Thoreau

 G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….

I was the nurse caring for a couple’s newborn first child, a son, after his cesarean birth. Since the mother was asleep under general anesthesia we took our tiny charge directly to the newborn nursery to introduce him to his daddy. While cuddling his son for the first time, he noticed the baby’s ears conspicuously standing out from his head. He expressed his concern that some kids might call his son names like”Dumbo.” The pediatrician reassured the new dad that his son was healthy, the ears could be easily corrected during childhood.  The father still worried about his wife’s reaction to those large protruding ears. “She doesn’t take things as easily as I do,” he worried. By this time, the new mother was ready to meet her precious son. I placed the tiny bundle in his mother’s arms and eased the blanket back so that she could gaze upon her child for the first time. She took one look at her baby’s face and looked to her husband and gasped, “Oh, Honey! Look! He has your ears!”                                                                                                     __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? “Leave nothing left for him to marry, nothing but the skin over my bones.”Answer:Moonstruck. Cher is about to marry Danny Aiello when she meets his manic brother, a one-handed Nicolas Cage…that’s amore! This 1987 Norman Jewison movie (originally titled ‘The Bride And The Wolf’) was nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards, but lost out to Bernardo Bertolucci’s ‘The Last Emperor’.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??“Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.” _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “When love hurts, it won’t work.”Answer: “Breathe” This song is by Blu Cantrell and Sean Paul. Blu Cantrell is a rising singer, and Sean Paul has put out hits such as “Gimme the Light” and “Get Busy.”

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“The thought of her loving only me, that’s the thing that keeps me strong.”

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