WELCOME to Wednesday January 18, 2012.   Bumper Stickers…….

All generalizations are false, including this one.
“Criminal Lawyer” is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a “free” gift ? Aren’t all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY….

“Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.” – Quentin Crisp

“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what’s going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?” – Will Rogers

“Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
At the beginning of my junior year of high school in Arkansas, our homeroom teacher had us fill out a form stating our future goals. Out of curiosity, I leaned over to see what my friend put down for her aspirations. Where it read “Vocational Plans” she had written, “Florida.” _______________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘What am I supposed to do; think of everything? I brought the comb.’ Answer: Stand By Me. This is said by Vern (Jerry O’Connell) when the boys realize they brought no food on their trip.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I’ve been known to circumsize a gnat.’ _________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.“I feel pain, please come back to me.” Answer: “I Will Never Lie Again” This song is by iMX, formally known as Immature. This group of young men has been out since the early 1990’s. The members include Batman, Romeo, and LDB.

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist.  “You don’t have to be frightened with my love, cuz I’ll never give up on you.” ____________________________________________________________________ Tuesday’s Quizzler is………. The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. Try to find all four. Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots) 1. Revert to the first quadrilateral of equal sides and angles. 2. One suffering from Macular Degeneration guiding one with less than 1/10 of normal vision. 3. Restrain your multiple Equus caballus. 4. The writing utensil containing small amounts of ink is more puissant than the iron hand-held weapon. Answer:1. Back to Square One–A term meaning to go back to the beginning, or the original idea. 2. Blind leading the blind–Term which means the person in charge knows no more than the person or people he is leading. 3. Hold your Horses–Meaning be patient and to wait. 4. The pen is mightier than the sword–A phrase that means you can get more accomplished by solving your problems in a calm way, than resorting to violence. 

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is………. Here are 30 letter pairs, listed alphabetically, that make up 10 six-letter words. Using the clues provided find all 10 words, using each letter pair only once. When you are done the first letter in each word will form a word revealing the theme of the puzzle.
AC AD AD BR EA ED ED ER ES EX FA HS IC KE LA LE MO ND NT ON PE RE RN TH TI TR TS TT UG UL
1. Cloth 2. Shows amusement 3. Made money 4. Lots of movement 5. Parent 6. Grownups 7. Leased 8. Vessel for boiling water 9. Pay out money 10. Swaps

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!