WELCOME to Friday January 20,  2012.  Humor about the old…
OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved
OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground
OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out
OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibrium
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that way
OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucket
OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose
OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memory
OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dust
OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged
OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                    

That’s story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

QUOTES OF THE DAY                                                                        

“Jon Huntsman has dropped out of the race for president to return to his former job

as the guy in the picture that comes with the frame.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“There are now more obese people in the United States than there are

overweight people. I think it’s safe to say that after all these years, Diet Coke is a complete failure.” -Jay Leno

“A recent study found that the U.S. has a higher obesity rate than Canada. Then again, maybe we just

look fatter because our flag has horizontal stripes.” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….   

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving  the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins-if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.                                                                 _____________________________________________________________________________________

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘So he’s sort of tall with hair and he wears t-shirts sometimes?’ Answer: Can’t Hardly Wait. Said by Amanda (Jennifer Love Hewitt) when looking for Preston (Ethan Embry).

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘They sending me to Vietnam. It’s this whole other country.’

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Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. Salivate,litigate,liberate

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 1990/1994, try and identify which song or which artist. “Groove Is in the Heart”?

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  Thursday’s Quizzler is……….                                   

1. How will you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?                                    

2. How will you put a zebra in a fridge in 4 steps?                                    

3. The King of the Jungle, the lion, is having a wedding ceremony. All of the animals come to attend the ceremony except one. Which one is it and why doesn’t it come?                                    

4. A man has to desperately cross the river to get from one place to the other in a jungle. The river is known for having deadly alligators in it. There is no boat. How is he going to make it to the other place?                                    

Answer: 1. Step one: Open the fridge  Step two: Put the elephant inside  Step three: Close the fridge
2. Step one: Open the fridge  Step two: Take the elephant out  Step three: Put the zebra inside Step four: Close the fridge
3. Zebra, because he is inside the fridge.  4. He will simply swim through the river, as all the alligators have gone to attend the lion’s wedding ceremony.

Friday’s Quizzlers is………. The following sentences have two blanks that can be filled with two words that are anagrams of each other. Please find those words
1. The coach did not mind being the __________.  His last place team knew how to handle the constant pressure of the fans and media.  Team members had class, character and were well __________ in who they were and what was important.
2. The entire coalition of the country’s __________ rallied together and chanted their demands in __________ so the nation would sympathize with their deplorable working conditions.
3. Molly had fished for trout in the mountains for years.  She had one particular __________ she liked best.  She had truly become a fly-fishing __________.