WELCOME to Thursday January 19,  2012.   Animal footbal…. 

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it on T.V.”  He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field and chose up teams and were ready to begin. The lion’s team received. They were able to get two first downs and then had to punt. The mule punted and the rhino was back  deep for the kick. He caught the ball, lowered his head and charged. First, he crushed a roadrunner, then two rabbits. He gored a wildebeast, knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six. 

Unfortunately, they lacked a placekicker, and the score remained 6 – 0. Late in the first half the lion’s team scored a touchdown and the mule kicked the extra point. The lion’s team led at halftime 7 – 6. In the locker room, the lion gave a peptalk. “Look you guys. We can win this game. We’ve got the lead and they only have one real threat. We’ve got to keep the ball away from the rhino, he’s a killer. Mule, when you kick off be sure to keep it away from the rhino.” The second half began. Just as the mule was about to kick off, the rhino’s team changed formation and the ball went directly to the rhino. Once again, the rhino lowered his head and was off running. First, he stomped two gazelles. He skewered a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant out of the way. It    looked like he was home free. Suddenly at the twenty yard line, he dropped over dead. There were no other animals in sight anywhere near him. The lion went over to see what had happened. Right next to the dead rhino he saw a small centipede. “Did you do this?” he asked the centipede.”Yeah, I did.” the centipede replied. The lion retorted, “Where were you during the first half?””I was putting on my shoes! That’s my story and I’m sticking too it!  Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he’s gone.
I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He’s an East German Shepherd. 

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….              

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, “I don’t think much of this budgie jumping.”  The other moron replies, “Yeah, I’m not too keen on this paragliding either.”                            _____________________________________________________________________________

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’ve been known to circumsize a gnat.’ Answer: Uncle Buck. Buck (John Candy) says this to Tia’s boyfriend, Bug.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??  ‘So he’s sort of tall with hair and he wears t-shirts sometimes?’ _____________________________________________________________________________

Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “You don’t have to be frightened with my love, cuz I’ll never give up on you.” Answer: “Let’s Wait Awhile”. This is a beautiful song by Janet Jackson. Janet Jackson is a very talented singer and has been in involved in music her whole life.                                    

Thursday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2009/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. Salivate,litigate,liberate _____________________________________________________________________                                     Wednesday’s Quizzler is………. Here are 30 letter pairs, listed alphabetically, that make up 10 six-letter words. Using the clues provided find all 10 words, using each letter pair only once. When you are done the first letter in each word will form a word revealing the theme of the puzzle.  AC AD AD BR EA ED ED ER ES EX FA HS IC KE LA LE MO ND NT ON PE RE RN TH TI TR TS TTUG UL   

1. Cloth  2. Shows amusement  3. Made money  4. Lots of movement   5. Parent  6. Grownups  7. Leased  8. Vessel for boiling water   9. Pay out money   10. Swaps

Answer:  1. FABRIC, 2. LAUGHS, 3. EARNED, 4. ACTION, 5. MOTHER, 6. ADULTS   7. RENTED, 8. KETTLE, 9. EXPEND, 10. TRADES, The theme is Flea Market. 

Thursday’s Quizzlers is………. 1. How will you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
2. How will you put a zebra in a fridge in 4 steps?
3. The King of the Jungle, the lion, is having a wedding ceremony. All of the animals come to attend the ceremony except one. Which one is it and why doesn’t it come?
4. A man has to desperately cross the river to get from one place to the other in a jungle. The river is known for having deadly alligators in it. There is no boat. How is he going to make it to the other place?

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!