WELCOME to Friday February 3, 2012. Scary Fortune Cookies……
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie
We know where you live.
You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.
Everyone’s meal today is on you!
The “special sauce” came from the floor!
Guess what our special “drop” was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!
Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.
A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.
Your dog Sparky…he’s no longer missing.
See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.
MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus….maybe
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Friday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A student at the University of Wisconsin in Madison spent 90 days technology free. He went without a cell phone, Facebook, Twitter, or any social media of any kind. And you know what really improved? His driving!” -Jay Leno
“Studies are showing that Republican candidates are buying a lot of their ad time on the Weather Channel. You can tell because last night, the weatherman blamed the cold front on immigration and gay marriage.” -Conan O’Brien
Manning the computer help desk for the local school district was my first job. And though I was just an intern, I took the job very seriously. But not every caller took me seriously. “Can I talk to a real person?” a caller asked. “I am real,” I said. “Oh, I’m sorry,” the caller said. “That was rude of me. What I meant to say was, could I talk to someone who actually knows something?”
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Now is the winter of our discontent.’ Answer: Richard III. Said by the title character (played by Ian McKellan) in this wonderful adaptation of Shakespeare’s play by the same name.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??‘My name’s Turkish, funny name for an English man, I know.’
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Thursday’s Quizzler is………. A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have the initial sounds switched to form new words. For example, “churning bear” is a spoonerism for “burning chair” (note that the pairs do not have to be spelled the same – only sound the same). From the definitions below, can you figure out the spoonerism pairs?
1. Thumper’s cellphone…mis-named nerve. 2. Where to buy a mallard…jammed portal. 3. Grizzly relative…two pin-lovers. 4. Sad iguana…Merlin slam-dunking. 5. Wasp accelerates…Half a six-pack. ANSWER: 1. Bunny phone…funny bone. 2. Duck store…stuck door. 3. Polar bear…bowler pair. 4. Weeping lizard…leaping wizard. 5. Bee throttles…three bottles.
Friday’s Quizzlers is……....
Answer the following with parts of the body. The first one is free! 1. A strong box (chest) 2. Heard in congress while voting 3. Baby cows 4. A shellfish 5. A unit used to measure distance 6. Scholars 7. Part of a shoe 8. What every builder must have 9. Something made by whips 10. What soldiers carry
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