WELCOME to Friday February 17, 2012.    A kid’s view on marriage  

What Exactly Is Marriage?

“Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents” -Eric, six years old
“When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.’ Then she says yes, but she’s wondering what the thing is and whether it’s naughty or not. She can’t wait to find out.” -Anita, nine years old

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?

“You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.” -Kelly, nine years old
“My mother says to look for a man who is kind….That’s what I’ll do….I’ll find somebody who’s kinda tall and handsome.” -Carolyn, eight years old

Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married

“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife” -Bert, five years old

How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?

“They were at a dance party at a friend’s house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down…It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.” -Lottie, nine years old
“My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won’t tell me what kind.” -Jeremy, eight years old

What Do Most People Do on a Date?

“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” -Martin, ten years old
“Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love.” -Craig, nine years old

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?

“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” -Allan, ten years old
“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you….If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.” -Kally, nine years old

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?

“You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan” -Kirsten, ten years old
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them” -Anita, nine years old
“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” -Will, seven years old

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“Valentine’s Day is weird. A nude flying baby that shoots arrows isn’t a holiday. It’s a horror movie.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A new study found that students who are taught abstinence end up with better math scores. Of course, if you join the math team the abstinence takes care of itself.” -Jimmy Fallon

“English farmers are feeding their cattle healthier food to reduce the amount of gas they produce. Farmers also say they won’t fall for the old ‘pull my hoof’ trick.” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

At the banquet of their 25th wedding anniversary Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account

of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.  “Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those

wonderful years with your wife?”  Tom responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness, self-restraint, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”  ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I need to have an outer-body experience.’ Answer: The Frighteners. Said by Frank (played by Michael J. Fox) in  Peter Jackson’s movie.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I do not fear them.’

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Thursday’s Quizzler is………. For each number, unscramble the capitalized letters (the two groups in each number do not intermix) to form first a famous person and then a famous work or theory of theirs.
1) LONE ROAD, known for painting PAPER SHUTTLES. 2) ACTIONS WANE, known for the TWO HEEL FORMATIONS. 3) HELICAL GNOME, known for painting CATHERINE FOOTMAN. 4) SITE NINE, known for the THRIFTY EYE VIOLATOR. 5) SUPERCONIC, known for the EITHER TOY CHRONICLE.

ANSWER: 1) LEONARDO, known for painting THE LAST SUPPER. 2) ISAAC NEWTON, known for the THREE LAWS OF MOTION. 3) MICHELANGELO, known for painting THE CREATION OF MAN. 4) EINSTEIN, known for the THEORY OF RELATIVITY. 5) COPERNICUS, known for the HELIOCENTRIC THEORY.

Friday’s Quizzlers is………. Can you decipher the musical instruments represented below?
1. P O
2. BA BA
3. ECLART
4. @ # $ %

TODAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! PURE GENIUS ANDREA! ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com. https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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