WELCOME to Monday January 23,  2012.  Deep Thoughts….
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, I hope they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that read, “I helped skin Bob.”
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don’t want anybody walking in and lying down in some crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, “What was THAT?!”
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won’t bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it would be like ambition.                                                                                                                                                                                                                         That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 QUOTES OF THE DAY                                                                        

Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.

There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology… the study of milkmen.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’

If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F….
The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country’s leader. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.                                                                                                  __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘They sending me to Vietnam. It’s this whole other country.’ Answer: Forest Gump. This is said to Jenny (Robin Wright-Penn) before she gets into the stranger’s truck.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘He’s losing his mind, and I’m reaping all the benefits.’ _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 2008/2010, try and identify which song or which artist. “Groove Is in the Heart”? Answer: “Groove Is in the Heart” is a song by dance music band Deee-Lite from their debut album, World Clique. Released as a single in late 1990. Monday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 1990/1994, try and identify which song or which artist. “Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep. I’ve got a sick obsession, I’m seeing it in my dreams.” _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Friday’s Quizzler is………. The following sentences have two blanks that can be filled with two words that are anagrams of each other. Please find those words
1. The coach did not mind being the __________.  His last place team knew how to handle the constant pressure of the fans and media.  Team members had class, character and were well __________ in who they were and what was important.
2. The entire coalition of the country’s __________ rallied together and chanted their demands in __________ so the nation would sympathize with their deplorable working conditions.
3. Molly had fished for trout in the mountains for years.  She had one particular __________ she liked best.  She had truly become a fly-fishing __________.                                                                        

Answer: 1. UNDERDOG, GROUNDED 2. UNIONS, UNISON 3. STREAM, MASTER Monday’s Quizzlers is………. Solve each clue below.  The answers will form a word square. Example of a word square: THE HEN END
1. Small bottle 2. Burdened 3. Worship 4. Tailless waiter 5. Leg joints                                                

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