WELCOME to Monday January 30, 2012. Creative Ways to Define Stupidy…
A few crumbs short of a crouton.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

A few peas short of a casserole.

The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck

All foam, no beer.

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instruc- tions on the heel.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney’s clogged.

Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.

Elevator doesn’t go all th eway to the top floor.

Forgot to pay her brain bill.

Her sewing machine’s out of thread.

If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Has the intelligence of a Carrot.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
God has two dwellings; one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart. IzaakWalton

Give me love and work – these two only. William Morris

Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse.   Winston Churchill

The groves were God’s first temples.  William C. Bryant

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.  Robert A. Heinlein

GU A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn’t have the right consistency. One of the inventors kept arguing that they simply had to add more liquid to their primary secret ingredient, code named “Yewin”.   The other man argued adamantly. “No, No, No! It’s not wetter Yewin that counts… it’s how you ply the gum!” _______________________________________________________________________________________

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Now she’s gonna cry, then I’m gonna cry, then we’re all gonna cry.’ Answer: The Craft! A newcomer to a Catholic prep high school falls in with a trio of outcast teenage girls who practice witchcraft and they all soon conjure up various spells and curses against those who even slightly anger them.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??  ‘How you doing Keaton?’

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Friday’s  Quizzler is……….

Given below are five pairs of words. Each pair sounds similar, but have different meanings (they are homonyms). Can you find them?
Lift high – Bring down, destroy Plant with ears – Labyrinth Burial/Cremation formalities – Uses a pen and paper and forms legible words To communicate with God – Carnivore’s target Watery part of milk that separates when milk turns to curds – The route or the course traveled from one place to another            Answer:  Raise – Raze, Maize – Maze, Rites – Writes, Pray – Prey, Whey – Way

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….

By using each set of letters below, create a compound word out of two separate words. Each of the separate words has a letter in common and that letter is given in the correct position for each word. Use the letters provided only once. The compound word may begin with either of the two separate words.

Example: MIOMST

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Answer: SOMETIME

1. TOTRABM

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2. RIDBM _ A _ _

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3. RONUPI

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4. NOLOSD

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5. ESIHTAH

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6. CADOSOBE

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7. BADLRHCN

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8. BAXDHSW

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9. HTECGOCS

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TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 

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