WELCOME to Monday February 20, 2012. Deep Thoughts………

Martha says the interesting thing about fly fishing is that it’s two lives  connected by a thin strand. Come  on, Martha. Grow up.

The old pool  shooter has won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue.  When he did all the other cues came crashing to the floor. “Sorry,” he said with  a smile.

If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a  lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that tell the reader we are  going to  have fun with this thing. 

Even though he was and enemy of mine, I had to  admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he  punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.

If you’re a  Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or  anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in  your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back  having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the  ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”

Most people don’t realize  that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the  skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a dear.

Is there  anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in  front of a beautiful sunset? And he’s carrying a very beautiful rose in his  beak, and also he’s carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also,  you’re drunk.

I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was  waiting. “That was fun,” I said. “You bet it was,” said Nick. “Let’s climb  higher.” “No,” I said. “I think we should be heading back now.” “We have time,”  Nick insisted. I said we didn’t, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth  like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided to head back. I didn’t say  it was an interesting story.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.” — Comedian Joan Rivers  explains why, at 78, she’s having more plastic surgery.

“I get up,  drink my usual four coffees, have a look at the obituaries in The Times  and, if I’m not in them, I’ll get on with the day’s work.” — Patrick Moore,  astronomer, on his morning routine.

“I pay all the taxes that are legally  required and not a dollar more. ” — Mitt Romney, Republican US presidential  candidate, whose tax returns revealed he paid a 14% effective tax rate on income  of more than $42m over past two years.

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the  jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of  the Lucia sextet during rehearsal. Afterwards, one musician was overheard  whispering to the other, impressed, “Well, this kid really knows his  stuff!”
The other replied, “I don’t think he is so hot. Did you notice  how flat his high E was at the end?” 

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I do not fear them.’ Answer: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the RingThis is said by Arwen (Liv Tyler) to  Aragorn.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I think I’ll eat your heart.’

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Friday’s Quizzler is………. Can you decipher the musical instruments represented below? 1. P O 2. BA BA 3. ECLART 4. @ # $ % 

ANSWER: 1. Piano (P and O)  2. Tuba (Two BA) 3. Clarinet (CLAR in ET)  4. Cymbals (Symbols)

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….

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