WELCOME to Thursday February 16, 2012.  Ponderings……

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why  isn’t the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?

Why is there an  expiration date on sour cream?

If most car accidents occur within five  miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?

If man  evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I  went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?  She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those  psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Do  infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses  its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?

Shouldn’t they be wearing night gowns?

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“I gotta thank everybody in England that let me come and trample over their  history.” — Meryl Streep, accepting her eighth Golden Globe Award for best  actress in a Drama for playing former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher  in The Iron Lady.

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down to your feet. Try to make sense  of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And  however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and  succeed at. It matters that you don’t just give up.” — Professor Stephen  Hawking on his 70th birthday.

“I’ve actually never liked sports, and I never understood how I became an  athlete.” — Serena Williams, four times Wimbledon champion.

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He  came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was  typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the  book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and  writers cramp. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I’ll believe in you all my life.’Answer: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, known as E.T., is a 1982 science fiction film about Elliott, a young boy who befriends an alien being trapped on Earth and trying to find his way home. Elliott and his siblings help the alien return home while trying to keep him hidden from their mother and the government.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I need to have an outer-body experience.’

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is………. Find the names of ten fish by adding one of the given letters to each word and rearranging the letters. Each letter will be used only once. A A E H L N N P T T
1. Nut + ? = 2. Tour + ? = 3. Prickle + ? = 4. Floured + ? = 5. Mason + ? = 6. Ringer + ? = 7. Papers + ? = 8. Gyro + ? = 9. Apron + ? = 10. Pompon + ? =

ANSWER: 1. Tuna, 2. Trout, 3. Pickerel, 4. Flounder, 5. Salmon, 6. Herring 7. Snapper, 8. Porgy, 9. Tarpon, 10. Pompano

Thursday’s Quizzlers is………. For each number, unscramble the capitalized letters (the two groups in each number do not intermix) to form first a famous person and then a famous work or theory of theirs.
1) LONE ROAD, known for painting PAPER SHUTTLES. 2) ACTIONS WANE, known for the TWO HEEL FORMATIONS. 3) HELICAL GNOME, known for painting CATHERINE FOOTMAN. 4) SITE NINE, known for the THRIFTY EYE VIOLATOR. 5) SUPERCONIC, known for the EITHER TOY CHRONICLE.

TODAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! PURE GENIUS ANDREA! __________________________________________________________________________________

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