WELCOME to Tuesday January 31, 2012.   Marriage Quotes 101….

All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the  problems.
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He  baptized one and kept the other as a control.
Disclaimer: Even my wife  doesn’t agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don’t  love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions.
It was  very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make  only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very  amusing.
May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and strong, she can  pull the plow when your horse drops dead.
May you learn to perform  miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters.
May your daughters  marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears.
Sign in a marriage  counselor’s window: “Out to lunch – Think it over.”
The gods gave man  fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented  marriage.
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion  the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse  it. So it is written in the genetic cards – only physics and war hold him in  check. And the wife who wants him home by five, of course. — Encyclopaedia  Apocryphia

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
Google Plus has introduced a new policy that allows nick-names. Unfortunately, it’s a nickname they give you based on your search history.” -Conan O’Brien

“High gas prices leave a bad taste in people’s mouths, have you noticed that? That’s mostly from the siphoning, but still it’s a horror.” -Jay Leno

There’s a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they’d eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn’t true.” –Ian Hart

GU A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in, sits down and asks him what the problem is. “Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home.” “What kind of question?” asked Tom.
“My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly.” “That’s easy,” said Tom. “You just say ‘Of course I will'”. “Yeah,” said Eric, “That’s what I did, except I said ‘Of course I DO…'” ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘How you doing Keaton?’ Answer: The Usual Suspects. The mysterious Keyser Soze got the first line of this wonderful movie.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??  ‘Life’s not fair is it?’

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Monday’s  Quizzler is……….

By using each set of letters below, create a compound word out of two separate words. Each of the separate words has a letter in common and that letter is given in the correct position for each word. Use the letters provided only once. The compound word may begin with either of the two separate words.

Example: MIOMST _ _ _ E  _ _ _ E  Answer: SOMETIME

1. TOTRABM _ O _ _     _ O _ _ _   2. RIDBM _ A _ _  _ A _   3. RONUPI  _ _ T   _ _ _ _ _ T  4. NOLOSD  _ _ W _    _ _ _ W

5. ESIHTAH W _ _ _ W _ _ _ _  6. CADOSOBE _ _ _ R _   _ _ _ R _  7. BADLRHCN  _ _ _ I _    _ _ I _ _  8. BAXDHSW _ _ _ _ O _  _ O _

9. HTECGOCS _ _ A _ _   _ _ A _ _
ANSWER: 1. MOTORBOAT, 2. BARMAID, 3. PRINTOUT, 4. SLOWDOWN, 5. WHITEWASH, 6. SCOREBOARD, 7. BRAINCHILD, 8. SHADOWBOX, 9. STAGECOACH
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……....

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