WELCOME to Tuesday February 14, 2012.   Top economist Valentine’s Day cards

4. You raise my interest rate thirty  basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.
3.  Let’s raise housing starts together.
2. You stoke the animal spirits of  my market.
1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“Fast food chain Jack in the Box has introduced a bacon milk shake. Yeah. This is all part of Jack in the Box’s new ‘Die Happy Meal.'” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new study, children who are spanked are twice as likely as those that aren’t spanked to get into fights and destroy things which is probably why they get spanked in the first place.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Anybody ever been to the Jack in the Box? They introduced something, the bacon milkshake. When I first heard that I said, ‘Hey, come on, what, no cheese?'” -Dave Letterman

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

While working in the library at a university, I was often shocked by the excuses students would use to get out of paying their fees for overdue books. One evening an older student returned two books that were way overdue and threw a fit over the “outrageous” $2 fee that I asked her to pay.  I tried to explain how much she owed for each day, but she insisted she should be exempt. “You don’t understand,” she blurted out. “I didn’t even read them!”

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘So sorry, forgot to knock.’ Answer: Goldeneye. The famous James Bond says this to a Russian  soldier who’s on the can, just before he punches him out.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, but she had an enchantment on  her of a fearful sort.’

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Thursday’s Quizzler is………. I still have 7 more things to put away and time is running out fast.  Next I decide to put away the giant’s board games.   The colors of the board games are blue, brown, green, orange, purple, red, and yellow. 1.  Purple is somewhere to the left of green. 2.  Red is next to blue. 3.  Brown is 3 away from blue (2 between). 4.  Yellow is 2 away from red. 5.  Blue is in the middle. 6.  Orange is directly between yellow and purple.

ANSWER: From left to right, the order of the board games are: purple, orange, yellow, blue, red, green, and brown.

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is………. What’s so peculiar about this sentence?
I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness.

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