WELCOME to Wednesday January 25,  2012.  Miscellaneous terms…….

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MYTH: A female moth.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!              Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY                                                                        

God help me, I’ve entered the Age of Skirted Swimwear. This is the age right after Accessorizing with Reading Glasses and a few years before Can’t Name Anyone on the Radio.  Applicants for jobs at the company where my friend Diana works are asked to fill out a questionnaire. Among the things candidates list is their high school and when they attended. One prospective employee dutifully wrote the name of his high school, followed by the dates attended: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
According to a new medical study, it’s healthy for a wife to get angry at her husband than to keep it all inside which can lead to disease. So guys when the wife runs you over with the SUV, she’s just trying to live a healthier lifestyle.”

G U A R A N T E D  T O  M A K E  Y O U  L A F F…. 

My sister is a know-it-all who bristles at anyone’s well-intentioned advice. But when our older sister gave her several clever tips, she was impressed. “I have to hand it to Pat,” she told me. “She really is smart. Not Jeopardy! smart; more Wheel of Fortune smart.”                                                                                          ________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Oh look, David, I’ve lost my heel. Look at me walk. I was born on the side of a hill.’ Answer: Bringing Up Baby. Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant were such a great team. This is one of their best.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I tried to kill myself with a lady Bic; a pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.’ ______________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, this quiz features popular songs from 1980/2011, try and identify which song or which artist.  Wednesday’s Crazy Song Definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 1980/2011, try and identify which song or which artist.  “When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going” ______________________________________________________________________________ Tuesday’s Quizzler is………. Can you uncover what each group of three has in common?
1. doughnut, notebook, golf course
2. turtle, peanut, oyster
3. brown, polar, Kodiak
4. cough, tear, rain
5. soap, granola, candy                                                           

Answer: 1. They all have holes, 2. They all have shells, 3. They are all kinds of bears, 4. They are all kinds of drops, 5. They are all kinds of bars  

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is………. (Thing 1) I, at the start, am old Many centuries I’ve been told Used by the Greeks For counting techniques After things were bought and sold
Later is when I became known As an infinite figure, when shown You’ve counted my spaces Over two billion places And still, my amount is unknown
(Thing 2) I, too, am not young I’m almost as old as Thing 1 I’m just a frog On the natural log But I can make counting fun
(Thing 1 and Thing 2) When you combine us two In the order of Thing 1 and Thing 2 We’ll be a baked treat That’s painful to beat Whether cherry, peach, or aloo                                                          

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES ONCE AGAIN TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!