WELCOME to Wednesday February 1, 2012.    Things in Life I Learned from a Jigsaw Puzzle!

1. Don’t force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.
2. When things aren’t going so well, take a break. Everything will look different when you return.
3. Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces only leads to frustration.
4. Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by bit, piece by piece.
5. When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to come back later (see #4).
6. The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook.
7. Variety is the spice of life. It’s the different colors and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.
8. Working together with friends and family makes any task fun.
9. Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and order.
10. Don’t be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are surprising.
11. Take time often to celebrate your successes (even little ones).
12. Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can’t be rushed. 

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” – Joan Rivers

“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.” – Abraham Lincoln

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.”  – Lewis Carroll

“Health experts have named Mississippi the fattest state in the Union. The state bird of Mississippi? The fried chicken.” -Jay Leno

“You hate Canada? That’s like saying I hate toast. It’s not the kind of thing that inspires passion in either direction. If anything, you should love Canada. Who else could cripple America with their cheap prescription drugs and talented comedians? –Jon Stewart

“You all know Albert Einstein? They now say he had as many as ten girlfriends.So I guess E equals more than mc squared. Think about it. That’s ten names. Ten phone numbers. Ten birthdays. You’d have to be a genius!” –Dave Letterman

GU A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My father and I belong to the religion of Sikhism. We both wear the traditional turban and often encounter strange comments and questions. Once, in a restaurant, a child stared with amazement at my father. She finally got the courage to ask, “Are you a genie?”
Her mother, caught off guard, turned red in the face and apologized for the remark. But my dad took no offense and decided to humor the child.  He replied, “Why, yes I am. I can grant you three wishes.” The child’s mother blurted out, “Really?” _________________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Life’s not fair is it?’ Answer: The Lion King.

This is the first line (after the big opening  musical number, of course) said by Scar to a small mouse he’s caught and is  preparing to eat.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Did you hear that?’

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Tuesday’s  Quizzler is……….  Find an anagram for each word listed below and then reorder the new words to create a word square. Example of a word square: THE HEN END
1. HEAR  2. THAW  3. STET 4. STAR                         ANSWER:  WHAT, HARE, ARTS, TEST

 

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……....

In each sentence below, the name of a fruit is hidden. Each of these fruits end with the word ‘berry’. You won’t find the word ‘berry’ itself hidden there of course, but try to find the missing part of each fruit to give it its full name.
1. He looked blue in the face from too much exposure to the freezing cold outside. 2. Boys, enter at your own risk! 3. We have a beautiful farm out in the countryside and we own a few goats, duck and one goose. 4. She got cranky when people pointed out her mistake. 5. The children are scared of his raspy voice, and stay well away from his house. 6. After a hard day’s work at the farm, the horse gratefully collapsed on the straw heap. 7. Too late! The cake had turned into a black charred mass because everyone forgot about it!

 

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