WELCOME to Wednesday February 15, 2012. “Why aren’t you married yet?” Comebacks 

You haven’t asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. What? And spoil my great life? Because I just love hearing this question. It gives my mother something to live for. My fiance is awaiting parole. I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss America. I’m waiting until I get to be your age. It didn’t seem worth a blood test. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund. What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads? I don’t want to have to support another person on my paycheck. Why aren’t you thin? I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“There is no remedy for love but to love more.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” – Robert Frost

“Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear; where little fear grows great, great love grows there.” – William Shakespeare (Hamlet, Act III, sc. 2)

“A new survey reported that 40 percent of people think it’s a good idea to get engaged on Valentine�s Day. The other 60 percent were men.” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Another man and I share a locker at work. Noticing that it needed a new combination lock, my partner said he would pick one up on his way to work the next day. It occurred to me later that I might not see him in the morning. How would I find out the combination? I needn’t have worried. When I arrived at work I found that he had used the locker before me and had left a note reading: “To find the first number subtract 142 from your high score the last time we went bowling. The second number is 16 less than that. To find the third number subtract 1.87 from the amount you owe me.”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘Once upon a time there was a lovely princess, but she had an enchantment on  her of a fearful sort.’ Answer: Sherk!

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘I’ll believe in you all my life.’

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is………. What’s so peculiar about this sentence? I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications’ incomprehensibleness.

ANSWER: Each word in the sentence is one letter longer than the word before it!

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….

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