WELCOME to Wednesday February 22, 2012.   In Chicago It’s the Law .   – It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
– In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
– Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
– Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
– It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
– Spitting is forbidden
– It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” Phyllis Diller

“Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.” Arthur C. Clarke

“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.” George Burns

“A message in a bottle was found in Russia, 24 years after it was written. Unfortunately, the note said, ‘Help! Stranded with enough food for exactly 23 years.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Minnesota man was arrested for stealing up to $25,000 worth of laundry detergent. Would that be a white-collar crime? Luckily, he made a clean getaway.” -Jay Leno

“For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life. The hope is that it can revolutionize healthcare, generate clean energy, become super-intelligent, take over the world, make us all its slaves, etc.” -Jimmy Kimmel

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A man went into the pet shop, “I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder,” he said. “I don’t have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn’t want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places, poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance. What you need is a stuffed parrot. Just as realistic and easily controlled.” “I’m not sure a stuffed parrot would be okay,” said the customer. “I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible.” “I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine,” said the pet shop owner. “I have one at home. I’ll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it.” “Sorry,” said the customer, “I can’t make it on Thursday. That’s the day I’m having my leg cut off.”

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed.’   Answer: ‘What are you doing on the floor? Have you been there all night?’

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘What are you doing on the floor?  Have you been there all night?’

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

What phrase does this represent?

ANSWER:  Around the World in 80 Days (a round “THEWORLD” in 80 “day”s)

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….

Can you figure out the famous quote below?
Aye, dame, I am befuddled. But in the forenoon I will be clear-headed and you will still be unsightly.

 

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