WELCOME to Thursday February 23, 2012. Q&A!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don’t know the words.
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar.
Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.
Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? A: Look at the orange mama laid.
Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.
Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they’d break.
Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea? A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here? A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
No matter how many goals you have achieved, you must set your sights on a higher one. Jessica Savitch
The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others. Vincent Van Gogh
Imagination is the eye of the soul. Joseph Joubert
The entire fruit is already present in the seed. Tertullian
If you can’t convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer.” A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And if he can’t handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.” ___________________________________________________________________________________
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘What are you doing on the floor? Have you been there all night?’ Answer: Spider-Man. Said by Harry (James Franco) to Norman (Willem Dafoe).
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Give me a milk. Chocolate.’
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is………. Can you figure out the famous quote below? Aye, dame, I am befuddled. But in the forenoon I will be clear-headed and you will still be unsightly.
ANSWER: Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. This humorous quote was furnished by Winston Churchill (1874-1965), British prime minister and author.
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
A jailer _ _, and a jeweler _ _.
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