by eucman

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday February 29, 2012. TOP 10 OLD FOLKS PARTY GAMES…..  

1. Sag, You’re It!

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

4. Kick the Bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6. Doc, Doc Goose

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent

8. Hide and Go Pee

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

10. Musical Recliners

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.” – Charles Dickens

“There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.” – Pablo Picasso

“I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.” – Confucius

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The  route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival,  the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat,  shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the  crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew  which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to  her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn’t get out of her  room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why  not?” The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here, “she  cried,” one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that  says ‘Do Not Disturb’!” _________________________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘I just need you to know one thing, that woman, that you saw, by the pool, no, that girl that you just have to spend the rest of your life with…that was me.’ Answer: America’s Sweethearts. Kiki tells Eddie this after they had hooked up for the night and then he told Gwen he wasn’t seeing anyone. He thought it was Gwen by the pool but it was really Kiki. 

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘You broke out of jail?’ ‘No, we released ourselves on our own recognizance.’

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is………. Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended. Example: EVER – ______ – HORN Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN
1. FORE – __________ – WAITER    2. FORE – __________ – HOOD   3. FORE – __________ – ABLE

ANSWER: 1. FORE – HEAD – WAITER  2. FORE – FATHER – HOOD  3. FORE – BEAR – ABLE

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is………. Can you decipher the following common phrase?
T M C

A U O

H S M

W T E

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com. https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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