by eucman

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Monday March 5, 2012. Confucious Says:.           

House without bathroom, uncanny.

Man who throw dirt, losing ground.

Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn

Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.

Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double crosser.

Man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.

He who have last laugh, not get joke.

Man who throw away watch, wasting time.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

It’s easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key

at the right time and the instrument will play itself. -Johann Sebastian Bach

Music is everybody’s possession. It’s only publishers who think that people own it. -John Lennon

Give me a laundry list and I’ll set it to music. -Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car broke down. Calls to auto-supply houses and garages in search of replacement parts proved futile. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Responses ranged from “Mas-a-what?” to “You’ve got to be kidding.” One guy just laughed. I was at the end of the listings in the Yellow Pages when I dialed Victor’s Garage. “Vic,” I said, “you’re my last hope. Do you carry any parts for a 1962 Maserati?” There was a long pause. Finally, Victor cleared his throat. “Yes,” he replied. “Oil.”

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Lose it? I didn’t ‘lose’ it. It’s not like whoops where’d my job go. IQUIT!’ Answer: American Beauty. Kevin Spacey said this to his wife after he told  her he quit his job and she kept saying ‘You lost your job.’

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘You’re so much less attractive when I’m sober.’ ‘Well, thank goodness  it’s not very often.’

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Friday’s Quizzler is………. Find the words that fit in the spaces below, and make two new words. Example:   Air    PORT    Wine 1.   Swimming  _ _ _ _  Table 2.   Free  _ _ _Ward 3.   Wisdom  _ _ _ _ _Ache 4.    Bear _ _ _ _ Up 5.    Watch _ _ _ _ _  Gang

ANSWER: 1.  POOL, 2.  WAY, 3.  TOOTH, 4.  HOLD, 5.  CHAIN

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
In the tradition of the Vowel-less Knights, the more you answered, the harder it got to answer.  Therefore, here are more for you to answer.
1.  cnnt smltnsl prvnt nd prpr fr wr.
2. f  knw nthr th nm nr rslf,  wll sccmb n vr bttl.
3. Wr s rgrdd s nthng bt th cntntn f stt plc wth thr mns.

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com. https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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