WELCOME to Thursday March 8, 2012. Ponderings for Today……

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If 75% of all  accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
Why  doesn’t “onomatopoeia” sound like what it is?
Why do ‘tug’boats push  their barges?
Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are  already there?
Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re made for  sitting?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why does  one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Does a fish get cramps after  eating?
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“A new study found that government employees are the happiest workers. The study
was not conducted at the DMV.” -Conan O’Brien

“There is a new survey out about the happiest professions. The city that has the happiest
workers is Miami. Because Miami has both things people need to be happy.
Thongs and rollerblading.” -Craig Ferguson

“Researchers in Japan are working on a new drug that could treat gambling addiction.
But I’ll bet you 2-to-1 it doesn’t work.” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Harvey’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it  into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a  little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks  Harvey, “Vat sims to be ze problem?” Harvey says, “I’m not sure, but it  doesn’t go ‘tick-tocktick -tock’ anymore. Now it just goes  ‘tick…tick…tick.'” The old man says, “Mmm-Hm!” and steps behind the  counter, where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and  walks over the grandfather clock.  He turns the flashlight on, and shines  it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, “Ve haf vays  of making you tock!”
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘You from the slapaho tribe ain’t you?’ Answer: This was said by one of the men in the hospital  when another man says that he and his girlfriend were in a car accident and her  airbag didn’t work. They didn’t believe him, he really beat her.