WELCOME to Friday March 9, 2012……

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary… alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter… and supply a new definition!

1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

4) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

5) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

6) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

7) Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then,
like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

8) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful weekend people and whatever you
do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! By the way which one you today? Dopy? Happy?

QUOTES OF THE DAY

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one’s bottom. ~Taki

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important,
others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. ~Christopher Morley

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ~Irvin S. Cobb

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him
for what he is. ~Francis Bacon

Humor results when society says you can’t scratch certain things in public,
but they itch in public. ~Tom Walsh

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I’m rather serious when
I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations. ~Ron Dentinger

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

King Juan Carlos hired a public relations firmn to find out how the Spanish people felt about him. They
informed him that he had 75% approval in the mountainous areas but only 50% approval elsewhere
The conclusion was that the reign in Spain was shaky on the plain.
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???’I know because
I never loved him the way that I love you!’ Answer: Sommersby. Jodie Foster said this in ‘Sommersby’ when they were in
the courtroom. She believed Richard Gere wasn’t her husband John and he kept asking how she knew and that was her reply.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??’Why aren’t they in
school?!, Why aren’t you in school?!’
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Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
The answers to the two clues in each line below are six letter words that differ by only one letter. Example, if you trade off the p from stripe with the letter k in the same position you get strike. (chevron=stripe, hit=strike)
1. sew___swap____
2. ravine__mounted gun____
3. grumble___green club___
4. short doze___Tabby’s treat___
5. stronghold ___ranch animals___
ANSWER: 1. Stitch, Switch, 2. Canyon, Cannon, 3. Mutter, Putter, 4. Catnap, Catnip, 5. Castle, Cattle

Friday’s Quizzlers is……….

Find the correct words that fit with the following words:
Example: Air PORT Wine

1. Birth _ _ _ Light
2. Knock _ _ _ Line
3. Rock _ _ _ _ _ Bar

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