WELCOME to Monday March 12, 2012. Office Lingo..
Activate: To make carbons and add more names to the memo.
Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad agency’s copywriters.
All New: Parts not interchangeable with existing models.
Approved: Needs revising
Automatic: That which you cannot repair yourself.
Channels: The trails left by interoffice memos.
Clarify: To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground.
Conference: A place where conversation is substituted for the loneliness of thought and the dreariness of labor.
Confidential Memo: No time to photocopy for the whole office.
Consultant: Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is and then walks away with the watch.
Forwarded For Your Consideration: You hold the bag for a while.
FYI: Found yesterday, interested?
In Conference: Nobody can find him/her.
Let’s Get Together On This: I’m assuming you’re as confused as I.
Note& Initial: I’m not taking the fall for this myself.
Policy: We can hide behind this.
Please See Me: Come down to my office. I’m lonely.
Top Priority: It may be stupid but the boss wants it.
Will Advise In Due Course: If we figure it out, we’ll let you know.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston
Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown
Mirth is God’s medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. ~Henry Ward Beecher
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ~Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts,” Saturday Night Live
The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed. ~Nicolas Chamfort, translated from French
Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh! ~Agnes Repplier
A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news.
“Mom,” she says, “I just found out that my fiancé’s mother has bought the exact same dress as you to wear to the wedding.”
The bride’s mother thinks for a minute. “Don’t worry,” she tells her daughter. “I’ll just go and buy another dress to wear to the
ceremony.” “But mother,” says the bride, “that dress cost a fortune. What will you do with it? It’s such a waste not to use it.”
“Who said I won’t use it?” her mother asked. “I’ll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner.”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Why aren’t they in school?!, Why aren’t you in school?!’ Answer: Speed. Sandra Bullock says this in ‘Speed’ when a group of school kids are crossing the street and she can’t stop because the bus will blow up so she swerves to avoid hitting them and causes a big accident.
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Well, you believe what you choose, and I’ll believe what I know.’
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Friday’s Quizzler is………. Find the correct words that fit with the following words: Example: Air PORT Wine 1.Birth _ _ _ Light 2. Knock _ _ _ Line 3. Rock _ _ _ _ _ Bar
ANSWER: 1. DAY, 2. OUT, 3. CANDY
Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
What has just been described?
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