WELCOME to Tuesday March 13, 2012.
1. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
2. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the demand.
3. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
4. Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
5. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
6. It’s easier to fight for ones’ principles than to live up to them.
7. I don’t mind going anywhere as long as it’s an interesting path.
8. Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
9. It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
10. If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.
11. I don’t get even, I get older.
12. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
13. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
14. I am a nutritional overachiever.
15. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
16. I am having an out of money experience.
17. I am in shape. round is a shape.
18. Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
19. A day without sunshine is like night. 20. If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
21. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
22. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
23. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
24. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
25. You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“A new sleep study suggested that insomnia is linked to early death. Well that should help you doze off. If you weren’t sleeping before, this should knock you right out.” -Jay Leno
“It’s not always good to give your child a trendy name. I still haven’t been forgiven by
my 18-year-old son Sir Mix-a-Lot.” -Craig Ferguson”
A recent study found that only 7 percent of 8th graders can correctly name the three
branches of government. That’s ridiculous everybody knows it’s the legislative,
the executive, and…” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car,
he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting! The trooper cranked
down his window and yelled to the driver, “PULL OVER!” “NO!” the woman yelled back, “Cardigan!”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘Well, you believe what you choose, and I’ll believe what I know.’Answer: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Kevin Spacey says this in ‘Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil’ to John Cusack.
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘Pick up your wife before she breaks the other leg.’
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Monday’s Quizzler is………. Five siblings are they, their color is true; One belongs to one, four are shared by two. Connected together, some by locks; Many meet their fate upon the rocks. Arrange their initials, and you should Find things that are found in a neighborhood. What has just been described?
ANSWER: The Great Lakes: Superior, Michigan, Huron, Erie, Ontario. There are five, lakes being blue (as in true blue). Lake Michigan belongs to the United States, the other lakes are shared by the United States and Canada. The lakes are part of a chain, with locks between some of them. Many shipwrecks occur by grounding on rocks in shallow water. The initials spell “homes”, which are found in neighborhoods.
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Below you will find uncommon titles to five award winning, or popular children’s books. How many can you decipher?
1. Where the Crimson Foliage Propagates.
2. Obscure Oasis
3. The Sunny Season of the Cygnus.
4. Feline in the Bonnet.
5. A Crumple in Chronology.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB ANDREA!______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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