by eucman

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday March 20, 2012.    Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes..

That’s not right… Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?…Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP…Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man…Dum Gai

Small Horse…Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?…Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table…Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift…Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here…Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet…Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone…No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight…Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile…Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive…Yu Stin Ki Pu
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you  do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“It’s weird the way we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in America. Can you imagine
if Ireland had a holiday where everyone dressed up like Benjamin Franklin and
drank red, white, and blue beer? It would seem like they are making fun of us,
right?” -Jimmy Kimmel

“The English press is reporting that Prince Harry is a bit depressed. Prince Harry
wishes he was a normal 27-year-old guy. He’s got no job. He can’t commit to a
relationship. He still lives at home. He IS a normal 27-year-old.” -Jay Leno

“When I found out Pluto wasn’t a planet, I had to relearn everything I knew about
Pluto. Luckily, the only thing I knew about Pluto was that it was
a planet.” -Craig Ferguson 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

My son, Scott, an insurance broker in Florida, loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along on the boat. One morning we were drifting about ten miles offshore as Scott discussed business on the phone.  Suddenly his rod bent double, and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool. Scott was master of the situation. “Pardon me,” he told his customer calmly. “I have a call on another line.” ________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Not anxious to die

sir, anxious to matter.’ Answer: Pearl Harbor. Loved it! Though some may disagree, I think Rafe  was cuter than Danny, even though it was pretty close! Starring Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnet, Kate Beckinsale, Jon Voight, Alec Baldwin, uba  Gooding Jr.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???‘I think you have a lot of special gifts.’

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Monday’s Quizzler is……….

What do the following words have in common? begin, drink, ring, shrink, sing, sink, spring, stink, swim.
Answer: When changing to past tense, change their i to a. When changing to past participle, change their i to u.
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….My local bus company has recently expanded and no longer has enough room for all of its buses. Twelve of their buses have to be stored outside. If they decide to increase their garage space by 40%, this will give them enough room for all of their current buses, plus enough room to store another twelve in the future. How many buses does the company currently own?
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Look for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers& Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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