WELCOME to Friday March 23, 2012. Male or Female…
From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and
readers were asked to assign a gender to nouns of their choice and explain their reason.
The best submissions:
SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS: Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
TIRE: Male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it… and, of course, there’s the hot air part.
SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
MAGIC 8 BALL: Male, because it gives monosyllabic answers that usually
indicate it did not pay attention to your question.
WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
ZIPLOC BAGS: Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER: Male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.
SUBWAY: Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up people.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female…Ha!…you thought I’d say male. But consider, it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost
without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
CRITIC: Female, What, this needs to be explained?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Friday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to
LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire. ~Author Unknown

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this
thing is to be remembered. ~Edgar Allan Poe

People who snore always fall asleep first. ~Author Unknown

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement. ~Author Unknown

The trouble with, “A place for everything and everything in its place”
is that there’s always more everything than places. ~Robert Brault,

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt
and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan
sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins-if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘Look at my
face. I’m not very mad.’ Answer: The Sixth Sense. Wow, that movie was freaky! Haley Joel Osment delivered a superb
perfomance and deserved the Oscar instead of Michael Caine (‘The Cider House Rules’). Also starring Bruce Willis and Toni Collette.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???’You
never had control, that’s the illusion! Even I was overwhelmed by the power of this place! But I didn’t have enough
respect for that power and now it’s out there!’
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Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
These word pairs are not in relation to each other, but if you find their synonyms, the two words will rhyme.
Example : Over-sized Feline = Fat Cat
Kiss Dog, Funny Cat, Movie Monster, Unusual Rabbit, Copper Teapot
Wedding Limo, Untamed Minor

Answer: Smooch Pooch, Witty Kitty, Feature Creature, Rare Hare, Metal Kettle
Marriage Carriage, Wild Child

Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
Decipher the following rebus:

GOT
GOT
GOT
GOT
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES

TODAY’S QUIZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MRS ANDREA L. BANKS!
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