WELCOME to Monday March 26, 2012. Stupid Thoughts…
1. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
2. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backwards poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to
LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and
showing it principally in one place. ~Josh Billings

Carry laughter with you wherever you go. ~Hugh Sidey

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. ~Arnold Glasow

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense
and nonsense. ~Author Unknown

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or
take a dentist. ~Joseph Heller

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone
suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing “wedding.”
The wedding vows went like this: “You have the right to remain silent, anything
you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present.
You may kiss the bride.”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from??? ‘You
never had control, that’s the illusion! Even I was overwhelmed by the power of this place! But I didn’t have enough
respect for that power and now it’s out there!’ Answer: Jurassic Park. This was the best one out of the whole trilogy
because of its excellent story line and the fact that nothing like that had been done before (though I must admit,
‘JP3′ is definetly the scariest). Starring Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough
(did I get that right?), Wayne Knight, and Samuel Jackson.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???’That’s
what they all say. But with all due respect Ma’am, I’m not the one hanging off the back of a boat.’ __________________________________________________________________________________________
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Decipher the following rebus:
GOT, GOT, GOT, GOT, HEROES, HEROES, HEROES, HEROES, HEROES
HEROES, HEROES, HEROES, HEROES, HEROES
Answer: Forgotten Heroes! Four “got” ten “heroes”

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
Randy liked to give his children challenging games instead of television and video games. He incorporated the use of rebus puzzles into everyday life for his kids.
One day he made a rebus for them to try and decode. It was set up like this:
Some items were lying all over a church. The church was burning down, and this is the fate of the items.
Item one: Found near the front row pews. It was in the fire, and was lost.
Item two: Found near the front door. It was also in the fire, and was lost.
Item three: Found by the bell in the bell tower. Was away from the fire, and was saved.
Item four: Found in the bathroom. Was surrounded by fire, and was lost.
It took a while, but his children finally decoded the rebus. What is the answer?

TODAY’S QUIZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MRS ANDREA L. BANKS!
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