WELCOME to Thursday April 26, 2012. Pondering…..
The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it’s the scenic route.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Thursday people, try
enjoying your day, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three
thousand miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation
Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist
that there is no such thing as progress.” –Ransom K. Ferm
“The trouble with our times is that the future is not
what it used to be.” -Paul Valery
“There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear
and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states
that this has already happened.” -Douglas Adams
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons.
The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half,
the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth. The three sons,
recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue.
Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and drove out to settle
the matter. He added his mule to the 17, making 18. The oldest therefore got one-half,
or nine, the second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got one-ninth,
or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17. The uncle, having settled the argument,
hitched up his mule and drove home.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???
‘The poor dope – he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.’
Answer: Sunset Blvd. Said by Joe Gillis.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???
‘Well I ain’t sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid!’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are five band names and one of each of their songs. However, they have been rephrased
and it is your job to figure them out.
1. Blue and yellow in a period after night sings “Avenue containing shattered nighttime fancies”.
2. “Numerically” also, the 21st letter of the alphabet sings “A sensation of dizziness”.
3. Illuminated sight organs sings “A chemical substance that can injure or kill”.
4. Involuntary shutting and opening of the eye #91 doubled sings “Merry-go-round”.
5. The thankful deceased sings “Carton of condensation”.
ANSWER: 1. Green Day sings “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”. 2. U2 sings “Vertigo”.
3. Bright Eyes sings “Poison”. 4. Blink 182 sings “Carousel”. 5. The Grateful Dead sings “Box of Rain”.
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Oxy the Moron set out into the world and learned a big word, OXYMORON!!! After searching about
this new word for a some time, he came up with a teaser made especially for you!
Can you figure out which well known oxymorons these words are?
Ex) Initial facsimile = original copy
1) solitary option
2) approximately precise
3) trivial calamity
4) accurate approximation
5) authentic duplication
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