WELCOME to Wednesday April 25, 2012. Alturnative uses for Peanut Butter!
* Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertainment.

* Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains.

* Plug holes in your paneling walls.

* Save it up so you will have plenty during your retirement years.

* Make “Cream of Peanut Butter” soup.

* Put it in the bell of your brass instrument to make interesting new sounds.

* Coat the lower half of your bicycle with it. Ride around town so everyone will think you were riding in the mud.

* Two words: eye shadow.

* Let it dry out and use it as silly putty.

* New Olympic Event: PB Swimming.

* Use it as “heavy” ammo for your Super Soaker 11000.

* See how much of it your vacuum cleaner can handle.

* One word: Gargle.

* No shaving cream? No problem!

* Get that tan you always wanted.

* Color it. Use it in place of Play-Doh.

* Get out your alchemy set and try to turn it into gold.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a great Wednesday people, try enjoying your day, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
– Steven Wright

“Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.”
– Louis L’Amour

“Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.”
– Theodore Parker

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a
very attractive woman behind him said, “Hello!” Her face was beaming. He gave her that
“who are you look,” and couldn’t remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his
look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. “Look,” she said “I’m really sorry
but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children,” and walked
out of the store. The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, “What is the world
coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can’t keep track of who fathers her children!”
Then he got a little panicky. “I don’t remember her,” he thought, but MAYBE..during one of
the fraternity parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, “Are you the girl I met at a
party in college and then we had a little too much to drink and spent the night together but I
never called you again afterward?”

“No”, she said with a horrified look on her face. “I’m your son’s Sunday School teacher.”

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???
‘No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon
into me. No, they didn’t give me a chaser.’ Answer: North by Northwest.Said by Roger Thornhill.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???
‘The poor dope – he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool.’

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Using a combination of letters and/or numbers to sound out the answers, can you solve the clues? (The first one is free)

1. Not difficult – EZ (Easy)
2. Unoccupied
3. To do better than others
4. Defeated
5. A number (use only letters for this one)
6. A sport
7. Freezing
ANSWER: 2. MT (Empty) 3. XL (Excel) 4. B10 (Beaten) 5. AT (Eighty) 6. 10S (Tennis) 7. IC (Icy)

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Below are five band names and one of each of their songs. However, they have been rephrased and it is your job to figure them out.

1. Blue and yellow in a period after night sings “Avenue containing shattered nighttime fancies”.

2. “Numerically” also, the 21st letter of the alphabet sings “A sensation of dizziness”.

3. Illuminated sight organs sings “A chemical substance that can injure or kill”.

4. Involuntary shutting and opening of the eye #91 doubled sings “Merry-go-round”.

5. The thankful deceased sings “Carton of condensation”.

 
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