WELCOME to Monday May 1, 2012. Laws of Life…..
* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick
up five items at the store and then you add one more as an
afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

* Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you
are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase
your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

* Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.

* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always
wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.

* Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.

* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home
from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

* Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a wonderful Tuesday people, try
enjoying your day, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Earth Day was yesterday. They estimate that a billion people
participated in Earth Day activities. Then they all went back to
driving their SUVs to the gym.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A recent study has found that more senior citizens than ever
are entering college. College faculty says that the seniors are
like any other students…except they take Jell-O shots
just for the Jell-O.” –Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that happiness is u-shaped. By that they
mean you’re happy when you’re young, you’re least happy in
middle age, and happiest again in retirement. You’re least happy
in middle age especially when you realize you’re never going
to be able to retire.” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

These two girlfriends are very close, allowing them to be totally honest with each other.
As one fidgeted in front of the mirror one evening before a date, she remarked, “I’m fat.”

“No, you’re not,” the other scolded.

“My hair is awful.”

“It looks just fine.”

“I’ve never looked worse,” she whined.

“Yes, you have,” her friend replied.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???
‘Chin up, darling… both of them.’
Answer: The Mirror Crack’d Adapted from an Agatha Christie mystery.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???
“When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals.
What I’m saying to you is this…when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?”

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Which word in Group B can be added to Group A? Why?
Group A: comb, mount, strophe, tonic
Group B: acre, floor, giant, log, redo, view
ANSWER: Each word in Group A can have “cata” added to its beginning to make a new word.
comb – catacomb, mount – catamount, strophe – catastrophe, tonic – catatonic
thus log – catalog

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….

The following clues lead to two words or phrases that are the phonetic reverse of each other. When you answer the first clue and flip the syllables, you get the second answer. (Phonetic only, not letters.)Using the clues below, please find the words/phrases in question.

Example: Impertinent * Teetertotter

Answer: Saucy/Seesaw

1. A clock or watch * Period between wars (2 words)

2. Fabulous * Chase after

3. Have faith in * Not disturb (2 words)

4. European weight, informally * Understated (Hyphenated)

5. Student, say, with a summer office job * Go to bed (2 words)

 

TODAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. SANDY MILLION! GREAT JOB SANDY!

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