Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

WELCOME to Wednesday May 2, 2012. Bizarre May Holidays…..
May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is Fire Day
May 3 is Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is National Hoagie Day
May 6 is Beverage Day
May 7 is International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
May 9 is Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is Limerick Day
May 13 is Leprechaun Day
May 14 is National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is Pack Rat Day
May 18 is International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is Penny Day
May 24 is National Escargot Day
May 25 is National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is Grey Day
May 27 is Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is National Hamburger Day
May 29 is End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is National Macaroon Day

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, try
enjoying your day, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat,
THAT’S bad for you!” – Tommy Smothers

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.” – Noel Coward

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to
entertain a thought without accepting it.” – Aristotle
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

I picked up my nine-year-old daughter from school and asked how her day
had gone. A few minutes later, distracted by driving, I repeated the question,
and again a few minutes after that.

Instead of annoyed, Ariana was philosophical. “Mom,” she said, “your amnesia is my deja vu.”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???
“When I was your age they used to say you could become cops or criminals.
What I’m saying to you is this…when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?”

Answer: The Departed. Frank Costello (played by Jack Nicholson) says this at the beginning
of the movie to a young Colin Sullivan, when he wants him to train as a cop. Costello cleverly
has Sullivan (Matt Damon) work for the Massachusetts State Police and has him sneak information
to the mafia. Costello is the leader of the Irish mafia. Billy Costigan(Leonardo DiCaprio) is a man who
wants to join the police but is unable to, because of his criminal family background. He is instead
chosen to work undercover in Costello’s mafia, to send information back to the State Police.
The movie follows the transfer of information and the dangers both Sullivan and Costigan face
while spying for the other side. It is directed by renowned director Martin Scorsese and also stars
Leonardo DiCaprio, Martin Sheen and Mark Wahlberg.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???
“I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You leave me
in the trenches taking grenades, John!”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The following clues lead to two words or phrases that are the phonetic reverse of
each other. When you answer the first clue and flip the syllables, you get the second
answer. (Phonetic only, not letters.)Using the clues below, please find the words/phrases in question.
Example: Impertinent * Teetertotter Answer: Saucy/Seesaw

1. A clock or watch * Period between wars (2 words)
2. Fabulous * Chase after
3. Have faith in * Not disturb (2 words)
4. European weight, informally * Understated (Hyphenated)
5. Student, say, with a summer office job * Go to bed (2 words)
ANSWER: 1. Timepiece / Peace Time
2. Super / Pursue
3. Believe / Leave be
4. Kilo / Low-key
5. Intern / Turn in

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….

Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left when read

normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.

Wicked __________ Exist

Make a picture ________ Municipal sector

 

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